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Title: Wax your nuts?
Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on December 19, 2013, 04:06:01 PM
Nancy had a customer today at Lowe's (she works in the tools/hardware department) that wanted wax for the nuts he was assembling on threaded rod.  She didn't know what the heck he was talking about -- not a thread lube, not anti-seize, not LocTite, she established.  The guy went on to say that the wax - which he didn't describe any better than that - was sort of "old school".  So youse guys are sort of old school, too -- maybe even older

Did you ever hear of wax for the threads?  What do you think the guy wanted?

In the meantime -- Nancy reports that she was sort of unsure how to respond at first when this guy/customer walked up to her and said "I want to wax my nuts". :? :evil: :evil: :cheers:  How'd you feel if your wife brought a story like that home from work?
Title: Re: Wax your nuts?
Post by: RichFox on December 19, 2013, 04:37:47 PM
Bees wax sure keeps things from sticking. Never put it on a bolt though.
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Post by: Glen on December 19, 2013, 04:58:01 PM
Great stuff for drilling.
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Post by: salt27 on December 19, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
We use a stick wax made by Castrol to lubricate traffic signal pole mounting bolts.

It comes in what looks like a grease tube.

The texture is like a slightly soft paraffin and sticky.

Like Glen said its advertised use is for drilling and cutting.

  Don
Title: Re: Wax your nuts?
Post by: Milwaukee Midget on December 19, 2013, 06:04:00 PM
Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim on December 19, 2013, 04:06:01 PM
Nancy had a customer today at Lowe's (she works in the tools/hardware department) that wanted wax for the nuts he was assembling on threaded rod.  She didn't know what the heck he was talking about -- not a thread lube, not anti-seize, not LocTite, she established.  The guy went on to say that the wax - which he didn't describe any better than that - was sort of "old school".  So youse guys are sort of old school, too -- maybe even older

Did you ever hear of wax for the threads?  What do you think the guy wanted?

In the meantime -- Nancy reports that she was sort of unsure how to respond at first when this guy/customer walked up to her and said "I want to wax my nuts". :? :evil: :evil: :cheers:  How'd you feel if your wife brought a story like that home from work?

Heck, that's not old school - that's ONE ROOM SCHOOL.

Old farmer trick - keeps the threads on the lugs from seizing up, and makes it easier to get your nuts off.

Sell the guy a candle.

As to what I would do in that situation - it's simple -

You look her straight in the eyes and say,

"Honey, you're a pretty girl, and pretty girls always bring out the stupid in a boy."

Say it with conviction, and you might find that there's more than one way to wax a nut. . .  :wink:
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Post by: Stainless1 on December 19, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Thinking this one belongs in the joke area....
:roll:
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Post by: wobblywalrus on December 19, 2013, 07:22:14 PM
My father and grandfather used beeswax to lube all sorts of things.  A person needs to remember that petroleum lubes are a recent invention.
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Post by: Crackerman on December 19, 2013, 07:24:12 PM
Maybe the bikini line.... But NEVER WAX THE NUTS!
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Post by: tauruck on December 19, 2013, 07:47:14 PM
What nuts were they?. Metric or Imperial, small or large?.

That's the main thing. :-D
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Post by: John Noonan on December 19, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
Quote from: Crackerman on December 19, 2013, 07:24:12 PM
Maybe the bikini line.... But NEVER WAX THE NUTS!

Why not wax your nuts? :?  When you are done they are soft and look like baby Chickens!
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Post by: JimL on December 19, 2013, 11:15:02 PM
About 10 years ago, techs were advised to use bees wax on the door latch hooks and pillar loop on van sliding doors.  It stops the "tick" sound when driving at low speed on bumpy streets.  It worked better than any grease, silicone paste, or anti-seize....and it didn't get on the kids clothes!

Nature wins again. :wink:

JimL
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Post by: Tman on December 20, 2013, 06:22:05 AM
I keep a couple 1 pound bars of Beeswax just for this reason. Works great as antisieze yet has enough tack to also work as a mild threadlock. Good corrosion protection as well. The lock,stock and barrel of my 1760s Flintlock are finish rubbed with Beeswax. Shed water like a duck.
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Post by: manta22 on December 20, 2013, 08:36:01 AM
Cable-lacing cord is impregnated with beeswax to keep the knots from slipping. Lots of good applications for beeswax.

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
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Post by: Stainless1 on December 20, 2013, 12:35:29 PM
Easy to find at the big box stores, hardware stores, and some grocery stores....
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Post by: Ron Gibson on December 20, 2013, 03:15:21 PM
Stainless
That's what I call really going down the drain (figuratively speaking of course) :-D :-D

Merry Christmas to you and yours and all. 

Ron
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Post by: WOODY@DDLLC on December 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

And yes, I heard about one room schools growing up!  :-D
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Post by: Milwaukee Midget on December 20, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Quote from: WOODY@DDLLC on December 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

And yes, I heard about one room schools growing up!  :-D

Johnson? Woody? Screws?


Sorry, Slim - I'm just having a tough time keeping serious on this one . . .  :-D
Title: Re: Wax your nuts?
Post by: Tman on December 21, 2013, 06:53:20 AM
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on December 20, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Quote from: WOODY@DDLLC on December 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
A MUST for every toolbox! I have been using a Johnson #140 Stik-wax tube for years!  :cheers:

http://www.travers.com/100244-81-004-001

Dab it wood screws before you drive them [never use soap].

And yes, I heard about one room schools growing up!  :-D

Johnson? Woody? Screws?


Sorry, Slim - I'm just having a tough time keeping serious on this one . . .  :-D

We can tell Mr 8th Grade! :-D
Title: Re: Wax your nuts?
Post by: gkabbt on December 22, 2013, 03:42:26 AM

Quote from: John Noonan on December 19, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
Quote from: Crackerman on December 19, 2013, 07:24:12 PM
Maybe the bikini line.... But NEVER WAX THE NUTS!

Why not wax your nuts? :?  When you are done they are soft and look like baby Chickens!

Mr. Noonan.....John.....Esquire.....Sir,

Just read this thread and the when I got here my first thought was:

TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI   TMI  TMI   TMI

(http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad318/GKABBT/Stuff/home-alone_zpse5e15141.jpg)

But then it dawned on me of all your accomplishments with Hats and Records from Bonneville, Elmo and Maxton (sorry, don't recall if you've been to Wilmington or Loring yet).

I think you just gave all of us your ultimate speed secret, albeit a pretty strange one! LOL, LOL, LOL :-D  :-D  :-D
So, here's to you Mr. Waxer Sir!  :cheers:   :mrgreen:  :cheers:   :mrgreen:  :cheers:  :mrgreen:

Gregg

PS: Thanks to this post, I'll never look at baby chickens or chickens for that matter, the same way ever again!   :-o  :roll:   :wink:  :lol:  :-D
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Post by: tauruck on December 22, 2013, 07:59:49 AM
Me too, especially the waxed ones!!!!! :lol:
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Post by: floydjer on December 24, 2013, 04:42:31 AM
I`ve stayed out of this one long enough..........................Were his nuts left or right hand ???? :cheers:
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Post by: floydjer on December 24, 2013, 04:44:24 AM
......................Don`t get torqued -off at me.......................
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Post by: floydjer on December 24, 2013, 04:45:07 AM
........Or I`ll put a hex on you................
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Post by: rouse on December 24, 2013, 06:06:27 AM
After it all said and done, it sounds like Fiber Lock Nuts to me.

Rouse
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Post by: Seldom Seen Slim on December 24, 2013, 06:11:38 AM
The customer that started all of this hasn't been back to Lowe's to see Nancy, so the original question is now moot.  But I do thank all of you for the input.  Maybe one of us got something useful out of the "discussion".  Or at least some of you got to exercise your yah-who buttons. :evil:
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Post by: floydjer on December 24, 2013, 07:07:07 AM
This is a fun...........thread
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Post by: gkabbt on December 24, 2013, 08:23:34 AM
Quote from: Seldom Seen Slim on December 24, 2013, 06:11:38 AM
The customer that started all of this hasn't been back to Lowe's to see Nancy, so the original question is now moot.  But I do thank all of you for the input. 
Maybe one of us got something useful out of the "discussion".  Or at least some of you got to exercise your yah-who buttons. :evil:

Me, Me, Me, I did, I did!!!!!  :-D  :-D  :-D

As I said in my previous post, I'll never look at baby chickens or chickens for that matter, the same way ever again!   :-o  :roll:   :wink:  :lol:  :-D

May everyones Holidays be cheerful and your 2014 racing be Safe, Fast and Fun!

Gregg