One For Slim

[rouse]

Jon,

After Plato defined humans as featherless bipeds, Diogenes plucked a chicken and presented it to him to show the folks what Plato had just called them all.

Diogenes was know for being blunt and not certainly nowhere near PC.

Jon, you brought up the "holding a light" part, see what you get.

Rouse

[floydjer]

Hey look !!..Slim`s old drag car ............

[Seldom Seen Slim]

You're digging pretty deep, Jerry.  You should oughta know that I was more of a Ford fan than for Chevys. :-P

[rouse]

I thought something was wrong when I saw the opening hour of the shop.

I like the Fords too Jon, kinda makes you have to think to go fast, and that's the challenge that makes it all that much more satisfying.

I hope I got everything spelled right this time.

Rouse

[Seldom Seen Slim]

How 'bout one FROM Slim?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I know it's an old thread, but WTF, why waste another page when this one will do?

Anyway, I thought I oughta show you that I am continually testing to make sure I am able to wear the mantle of being the Comma Cop.  Here's today's example.  (It won't work as a link if you wanna try it -- you'll have to find the relevant FB page.)

[floydjer]

I got a participation trophy....Some Russian meddled with my score.

[floydjer]

Jon`s neighbor Sven called the cops to report that Slim was keeping a massive stash of pot in his firewood....INSIDE the logs...Sven had no idea of how it was being done, But the weed was in the logs !...So Barney and his buddies show up and start chopping all the logs apart and sadly find no reefer. They leave, All dejected.  Later Sven calls Jon and asks if the police where at his place....SSS says they were and Sven asks if they chopped the firewood stack...3 S says " Yep..Split every piece"  Sven says " Great...Have a warm winter"

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Brilliant!  But let's make it more real:  Rick and Melvin are the neighbors, and the deputies would be led by
Dean.

[tauruck]

I pimp you. They'll never suspect meee