"Jokes" topic?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Stop me if this one's already been on here:

A guy from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan goes to a bar and sees a sign on the wall proclaiming today's specials:  "Lobster tail and beer".

The guy says "Dang!  My three favorites!"

[JackD]

A big truck stop sign seen from the freeway in East St Louis.

"DIESEL   FRIED   CHICKEN"

Now that willl stick to your ribs and put hair on your chest.

[smitty2]

 A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar.
The Bartender looks at them and says......  Is this some kind of a joke?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down and his fly area is wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said "boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paperwork, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary has told him, finally understood. Then he intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his
secretary.
When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my hummer parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said "no boss I didn't, all I saw was a mini van with 2 flat tires"

[JackD]

Read the title again Jon.
This is a joke list and not a tell all.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jack, for somebody that doesn't even have his own kidney -- you're pretty good!