Stupid joke FRIDAY

[McRat]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor doggy a bone ...

Nope, won't go there.

Probably bypass the Man from Nantucket as well. :-P

OK, let's try:

Willie saw some dynomite
Could not understand it quite
Curiousity seldom pays
It rained Willie seven days
-anon-

[theazoldcrow]

 :roll:Jack and Jill went up the hill.  They each had a buck and a quarter.  Jill came down with two fifty,  Ya think they went up for water??   Crow

[McRat]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun,
Silly Jill forgot her pill
Now they have a son.

[theazoldcrow]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,  rideing on an elephant,,,,Jill got off, and helped Jack off, the elephant!    Crow   

[Milwaukee Midget]

Every day, at 5 PM, a doctor stopped at his local tavern and ordered up a Frangelico on crushed ice.

One night, the bartender realized that he was out of the liquor, and so he improvised with a cheap hickory flavored liquor to replace the doctor's hazelnut flavored favorite.

He handed it to the doctor, who tasted it and immediately spit it back into the glass.

"What on earth is this you're trying to poison me with?", asked the incredulous general practitioner.

Replied the barkeep, "It's a Hickory Dacari, Doc."

[theazoldcrow]

   MM, you got me on that one!   Crow

[theazoldcrow]

     Sis on you pister, you ain't so muckin futch!  Go in your own jack yard and back off!  I ain't under the anfluance of incohol as some thinkle peep I am,  I just had tee martoonies and   a bubble durbon!   Now don't that shickle the tit outa you!  Crow                              And the stander I long here,,,,the getter i drunk!!

[Glen]

Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke

[McRat]

Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke

A week to go, and I haven't started the truck yet.  Looks like another mad dash at the last minute. :|

[floydjer]

Sitting on the deck last night, having a cigar, and I decided to stay up until sunrise.  And then it dawned on me........................

[DavidinDurango]

Amen!

Youse guys need to go racing and that ain't no joke

[Freud]

In my opinion, this comes under the heading of humor.

It better not be LSR.

http://www.bangshift.com/blog/Carnage-of-the-Week-Nastiest-Engine-Explosion-Ever.html

FREUD

[fredvance]

Where's the head and block?

[Gwillard]

I know it's Sunday, but what the heck.

Four brewery owners walk into a bar. The one from Corona orders a Corona and says it's the best. The one from Budweiser orders a Bud, and says all other beer is inferior. The one from Coors orders a Coors and brags about mountain spring water. The one from Guinness orders a Coke. The other three are shocked and ask him why not a Guinness? He answers, "You guys aren't drinking beer, I thought I wouldn't either."

[Glen]

Just think this time next Sunday we will be wanting results from El Mirage and Maxton. You won't give a a crap about Friday jokes, that is except Dean.