Stupid joke FRIDAY

[will6er]

I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't great, but the tips were tremendous

[grumm441]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[floydjer]

Walking by the state prison the other day and I saw a midget escaping over the wall. Just as he hit the ground he turned and sneered at me...I thought to myself " That`s a little condescending"

[4-barrel Mike]

Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free . . .it's women who make it hard.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Walking by the state prison the other day and I saw a midget escaping over the wall. Just as he hit the ground he turned and sneered at me...I thought to myself " That`s a little condescending"

This explains why the DEA was out back of the Pommy Pygmy Playhouse with their bloodhounds and their searchlights, pounding on the door.

That's my ne'er-do-well brother, the Muskegon Midget.

Momma tried . . .

[USFRAMONTE]

It has finally occured to me that midgets and dwarfs,
have very little in common.
   

[USFRAMONTE]

What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

I'm not really sure, but the flag is a big plus.

[floydjer]

My apologies to all that were offended by my lack of political correctness in my previous post.....It`s not a "Prison"...It is a " Correctional Facility"..........

[USFRAMONTE]

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out man!

[tauruck]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

G, that's a good one. Thanks man.

[Milwaukee Midget]

My apologies to all that were offended by my lack of political correctness in my previous post.....It`s not a "Prison"...It is a " Correctional Facility"..........

On behalf of Midgets everywhere, that's mighty big of you. 

[floydjer]

.................My kindness is dwarfed by yours Chris..............

[floydjer]

What is the difference betwen ignorance and apathy???.. I don`t know and I don`t care.....Hey !! You know why ducks fly south for the winter??? Because it`s too far to walk...!

[salt27]

You're quacking me up.   

[tauruck]

Jerry, Jerry!!!

Is that all you've got?.