Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

George Carlin...Now that`s a step in the right direction............

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Just yesterday I paid homage to him (Geore C.) at Taco Hell.  They've changed their order-taking procedure a bit.  They have, 'til just recently, assigned each order a number that would then be called out by the server as the food was done and at the counter.  Now they ask for a name when the order is placed.  I don't say "Jon" or "Slim", but rather I use goofy or unusual names.  One day I was Godzilla -- and yesterday I signed in as Tondelaya.  The server almost always is laughing so hard that he/she can't call the name out with any clarity.  But what the heck -- it's fun for us.

[Ron Gibson]

You know why farts stink?? 

So the deaf can enjoy them.

Ron

[Robin UK]

A friend of mine was badly injured when all his books fell on him. He's only got his shelf to blame.

Robin

[floydjer]

 Thank you Robin..... :cheers:Good on ya` mate

[Milwaukee Midget]

It's already Friday in parts of Michigan - so before I forget . . .

Got back from my medical exam.  What a fiasco.

Right in the middle of the procedure, a newspaper editor came running into the room, pulled out a red pen, marked up my chart and ordered the procedure stopped.

So I only received a semicolonoscopy.

[4-barrel Mike]

Well, if it's Friday in parts of Michigan,

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

It's obvious that the three-year-old didn't want to be kid napped.

Mike

[floydjer]

My cat has joined the police department....Monday he starts his carreer in claw enforcement.................

[floydjer]

....he can`t wait to catch his first purrpetrator..........

[Milwaukee Midget]

....he can`t wait to catch his first purrpetrator..........

I understand Inspector Dewclaw is in line for a purrmotion . . .

[floydjer]

A friend asked me to check on her dog while she was out of town....So I went to see the little fur ball...Pee`d on the floor, crapped in her chair.  I`m guessing she`ll blame the dog....................

[floydjer]

My cat refuses to play cards with me...he says I`m a cheetah............

[Milwaukee Midget]

My cat refuses to play cards with me...he says I`m a cheetah............

You're lion . . .

[floydjer]

My cat refuses to play cards with me...he says I`m a cheetah............

You're lion . . .

No wait...it`s because of a claws in his contract............

[Milwaukee Midget]

My cat refuses to play cards with me...he says I`m a cheetah............

You're lion . . .

No wait...it`s because of a claws in his contract............

I suppose he's feline fine about that.