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Milwaukee Midget

#2550
July 19, 2015, 05:00:41 PM
Oh, good - he's okay.

You can go home now . . .  :wink:

Aw, shucks - you know better than that.

Welcome back, brother!  :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Stainless1

#2551
July 20, 2015, 06:47:35 AM
Jerry, we were all worried about you....
and we missed your smart mouthed stupid jokes...
see you Friday  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#2552
July 24, 2015, 06:24:23 AM
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

bbarn

#2553
July 24, 2015, 07:08:14 AM
Quote from: floydjer on July 24, 2015, 06:24:23 AM
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:

Well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in. Meow that you are back maybe this thread will get a bit more traffic. Kinda tired of seeing how much we aren't racing lately, this could be a good distraction...or a catastrophe.
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

rouse

#2554
July 24, 2015, 07:14:47 AM
I very nearly got hooked into going fishing.
Johnnie Rouse
Bike 4680 P-PP2000 SCTA record 153.325    A-PF3000 182.920
                              Texas Mile 152.518 PP class  186 A-PF Class
If you love your freedom thank a vet.

floydjer

#2555
July 24, 2015, 07:37:42 AM
Quote from: bbarn on July 24, 2015, 07:08:14 AM
Quote from: floydjer on July 24, 2015, 06:24:23 AM
Like jokes about pizza ? or are those too cheesy???.............how about a construction joke?..I`m still working on that ...........How about a joke about ropes?/ Nah, Skip it................ :cheers:

Well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in. Meow that you are back maybe this thread will get a bit more traffic. Kinda tired of seeing how much we aren't racing lately, this could be a good distraction...or a catastrophe.
Maybe we can get the SCTA to make a special award for `liners.....A golden cup made from the aft section of a feline...a real  " cat -a$$-trophy'..... :cheers: :evil:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#2556
July 24, 2015, 07:56:58 AM
We are all feline much better now that you are bace Jerry!

USFRAMONTE

#2557
July 24, 2015, 07:59:47 AM
Oops, I misspelled back.

Milwaukee Midget

#2558
July 24, 2015, 08:59:29 AM
Some of us were worried about Jerry, but he's clearly feline fine . . .

We've been having kitty issues here in Milwaukee, and I ain't lion . . .

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/22/milwaukee-mountain-lion-cougar-spotted-twitter/30507877/
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#2559
July 31, 2015, 04:43:52 AM
Scrabble...All fun and games until someone loses an ' I ' :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2560
July 31, 2015, 04:45:55 AM
reminds me of the time I dropped my scrabble game while crossing the road....neighbor asked ' what`s the word on the street? "
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#2561
July 31, 2015, 05:08:46 AM
Scrabble jokes cast their spell . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Speed Limit 1000

#2562
July 31, 2015, 05:18:36 AM

Scrabble, I think I will have some eggs.
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#2563
July 31, 2015, 06:50:38 AM
The MILF next door`s dog ate my scrabble tiles...he leaves clues everywhere
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#2564
July 31, 2015, 10:01:22 AM
Jerry, as usual we are all scrabbling to keep up with you.
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