Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

Oh, eye see what you are saying !!

[floydjer]

Just don`t make a spectacle of yourself Monte...................

[Ron Gibson]

Stainless
I've heard of "farsightedness" but that is ridiculous.

Ron

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, I am just trying to be a pupil of the pun!

[floydjer]

focus Monte, ..focus

[USFRAMONTE]

I am trying, but I recently found out I am bifocal.

[Ron Gibson]

And I'll raise you to tri-focal.
Did you hear about the guy that needed an operation on his opti-rectal nerve? That is the one that runs between the eyes and the rectum that gives some people a $hitty outlook on life.

Ron   

[floydjer]

I am trying, but I recently found out I am bifocal.

I heard you people can legally marry now........................ ( that was Humor Monte ..calm down )

[floydjer]

I rented a house to a pair of otters...Now they live in otter-space..............

[floydjer]

....and to keep their bagels from being stolen...They put lox on them...................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Ain't easy being a landlord these days.

I rented a house to a pair of otters...Now they live in otter-space..............

You otter know better than that.

....and to keep their bagels from being stolen...They put lox on them...................

See?  Now you've got to change out the lox.

[Stainless1]

I tried to board an airplane with a dead possum and a dead raccoon I found on the road.  The lady at the gate said....


I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger

[floydjer]

...........quite the ...tor-rent of landlord jokes MM

[Milwaukee Midget]

I tried to board an airplane with a dead possum and a dead raccoon I found on the road.  The lady at the gate said....


I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger

Those airlines - no sense of humor.

I bought a ticket for my gorilla, but when he tried to board, TSA stopped him at the gate.  I stepped up to the officer, and told him I'd vouch for him, and that we had a Simianic relationship.

[floydjer]

No kidding??? I just installed a doorbell  that uses the sound of a gorilla singing about table tennis.   I call it " The King Kong Sing-song- Ping pong - Ding -dong.   (gauntlet tossed )