Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

Why is Christmas just like a day in the office?


You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit 

[salt27]

Twas, the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, they'd been worn all week and needed the air!   

[floydjer]

what do you call an elf with money    .....welfy...

[floydjer]

If eleven elves were standing together and another elf joined them....would he be the twelf ?

[floydjer]

My blonde friend Marybeth is so goofy.......when she learned that a computer password needed to be at least 8 characters...She used Snow White and the 7 Dwarves...........

[salt27]

Long ago there was a Russian Czar by the name of Rudolph the Red.

While looking out the window of his palace, he stated to his wife that it had began to rain.

His wife replied that it was too cold to rain, so it must be sleet.

He said, it is not sleet, it is rain!

Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear.  

[floydjer]

I broke my ankle a while back and the doctor told me I`d be on my feet in no time at all....And he was right..i had to sell my car to pay his bill...........................

[floydjer]

New years resolutions...They go in one year and out the other...........

[floydjer]

for 2018..I resolve  to not set myself on fire whilst showing the bride a really neat trick....again...

[Stainless1]

Jerry, did you hear about the Ram that went looking for the end of a rainbow... after one of the Kids told him he'd find a double ewe... 

[floydjer]

Sure Bob...and then they could wool the world.......................

[will6er]

The ram was in a line going up the mountain path and fell off. He didn't see the ewe turn.

[floydjer]

In honor of the -8 weather today....What did one emperor penguin say to the other???  Nothing..he gave him the cold shoulder

[floydjer]

It`s  so cold here...Starbucks is selling coffee on a stick.............

[Stainless1]

Just saw the local high school is offering a gunsmithing class.... triggernometry