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Milwaukee Midget

#3585
April 20, 2018, 07:13:23 AM
Must be 4/20 on the duck side of the moon, as well . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3586
April 20, 2018, 08:01:32 AM
eh-hem..........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3587
April 27, 2018, 05:53:56 AM
What did the pig say as he sun bathed on the beach??.. "I`m bacon"................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#3588
April 27, 2018, 06:37:57 AM
Macon Bacon... comes from Georgia....

Makin Bacon.... comes in a variety of ways...
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Milwaukee Midget

#3589
April 27, 2018, 07:05:11 AM
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3590
April 27, 2018, 08:11:02 AM
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies ??????????????????
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3591
April 27, 2018, 08:57:51 AM
Quote from: floydjer on April 27, 2018, 08:11:02 AM
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies ??????????????????


I asked the neighbor's dog.  He said - "raw, raw, raw".
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3592
May 04, 2018, 07:19:39 AM
I`m not saying Santa is a drinking man...But I hear he replaced the reindeer with the Schlitz malt Liquor Bull.............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3593
May 04, 2018, 07:20:22 AM
........At least that`s what I ..." herd" :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3594
May 11, 2018, 05:36:22 AM
For Mike................what is large, gray, Irish and lives in a river in Africa??..A Hip O` potamus
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#3595
May 11, 2018, 07:05:49 AM
Wow Jerry, does that mean the Opossum is actually an Irish animal  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#3596
May 11, 2018, 07:43:22 AM
Ya know Bob.....My wife is Irish....Her maiden name was Patti O` Furniture......Spends a lot of time out on the deck...............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

mc2032

#3597
May 11, 2018, 08:03:17 AM
I think my last girlfriend was Scotch and Irish. She liked to get drunk and just did not like to pay for it.
#1032 1350 A, APS-PBG & F, #1000 I/BFL.  My number is 241.273.

manta22

#3598
May 11, 2018, 09:48:24 AM
So our last president was actually Irish.....O'bama?

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

4-barrel Mike

#3599
May 11, 2018, 10:28:13 AM
I'm gonna need to see a birth certificate to believe that, Neil.   :mrgreen:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!
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