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floydjer

#4110
January 03, 2020, 09:25:49 AM
This guy goes into a rather sketchy strip club..After watching a somewhat portly dancer do her thing atop a table he tells her ." Those are some mighty fine legs "..she says " You think so"?.. He says " Sure do..they  didn`t collapse under all that weight" :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4111
January 03, 2020, 09:26:39 AM
How do you torture a carpenter??..Rip out his nails.. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4112
January 10, 2020, 07:08:04 AM
I went to a costume party ,the winner was the  Invisible man..his wife wasn`t much to look at either.. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4113
January 10, 2020, 07:09:13 AM
Weatherman says we have a 50% chance of snow today...So I`ll just wear one boot.. :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4114
January 10, 2020, 07:20:57 AM
Yo Bob..know how an Eskimo builds his house??..He sticks it together with Igloo.. :dhorse:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#4115
January 10, 2020, 07:22:32 PM
Quote from: floydjer on January 03, 2020, 09:26:39 AM
How do you torture a carpenter??..Rip out his nails.. :cheers:

I saw one take out his own toenails
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#4116
January 17, 2020, 07:07:18 AM
Sure Bob..I`ll bet he charged by the foot.. :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4117
January 17, 2020, 07:08:50 AM
I kissed a canary once and ended up getting Chirpies..Thank goodness that is a tweetable canarial disease.. :clap :clap :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4118
January 17, 2020, 07:09:53 AM
...I hope Stainless got a kick out of that one...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#4119
January 17, 2020, 08:42:19 AM
Landed squarely on my funny bone... I shin the thought of it landing anywhere else....
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#4120
January 31, 2020, 01:43:08 PM
My Grandfather tried to warn everyone about the Titanic...he waved his arms and yelled " Iceberg" and all that happened was he got tossed out of the theater...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4121
January 31, 2020, 01:44:01 PM
...gramps lived to be 103 years old and never used glasses...Drank straight from the bottle..
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4122
January 31, 2020, 01:44:55 PM
I prefer paying full price rather than admitting I am a senior... :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4123
February 07, 2020, 03:25:53 PM
O.K. , fine..I`ll do this all by myself. cromag  How is a dog similar to a telephone??  They each have collar I.D...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4124
February 07, 2020, 03:29:07 PM
..Which part of a fish weighs the most??..The scales :clap
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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