Motivational Posters

[Dean Los Angeles]

If you have worked anywhere you have come across motivational posters. They always have some wise saying with a pretty picture and a black border. Pretty useless.

So, the antidote.

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Enough starting new topics for additional jokes, so I'll simply hijack this one.


Ben & Jerry created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama.   

They then asked the public what to create for George W. Bush.

Here are some favorite responses.




Grape Depression

Abu Grape

Cluster Fudge

Nut'n Accomplished

Iraqi Road

Chock 'n Awe

WireTapioca

Impeach Cobbler

Guantanmallow

imPeachmint

Good Riddance You Lousy Motherfucker... Swirl

Heck of a Job, Brownie!

Neocon Politan

RockyRoad to Fascism

The Reese's-cession

Cookie D'oh!

The Housing Crunch

Nougalar Proliferation

Death by Chocolate... and Torture

Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream

Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder

"You're Shitting In My Mouth And Calling It A" Sundae

Credit Crunch

Mission Pecanplished

Country Pumpkin

Chunky Monkey in Chief

George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate

WMDelicious

Chocolate Chimp

Bloody Sundae

Caramel Preemptive Stripe

I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

[aircap]

I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.

[bvillercr]

That's funny, just wait until Obama is done in the white house and there will only be one ice cream company.  It could be called The house of ice cream republic.

[4-barrel Mike]

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Frenchman again.

[McRat]

I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.

I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream.   

It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize.  Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!

It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy.  True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.

To make it all worse, there is no special luxury tax on ice cream.

No, ice cream must be a conservative treat.

[Dean Los Angeles]

[4-barrel Mike]

http://www.despair.com/ 

Edit: NEAT site!!!

Mike

[Dean Los Angeles]

[4-barrel Mike]

This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway  ):



Mike

[bvillercr]

This one rather sounds like a Dolanism (but I like it anyway  ):



Mike

Very true in all aspects of life and racing.

[Stainless1]

I'd say Ben & Jerry only accepted names from liberals.

I'm surprised liberals eat ice cream.   

It's main ingredient is stolen from incarcerated slaves who aren't even allowed to unionize.  Many of them are black, and ALL of them are female!

It contains high concentrations of ultra-lethal fat, and actually has FLAVOR, a trait that encourages obesity, and can even make you happy.  True Happiness should only come from the sweet sweat of being a member of the proletariat; anything else would be hedonism.

Products used in this establishment are known by the state of California to cause cancer....    :|

[Dean Los Angeles]

[landracing]

I dont have anything intelligent to say...

[Dean Los Angeles]