stephen hawking

[beerbellykelly]

has reached 70-

thats one  powerful wheelchair right there-

[floydjer]

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking got his first erection??  They disabled his pop-up blocker...... ....Rolling right along..........

[johnneilson]

His wife may have some splanin' to do if his printer was paused...........

[Tman]

I kinda got a chuckle out of the news story about him being a regular at some strip club. There has to be 100 jokes in that one alone!

[tallguy]

The warning on my Viagra label said that if I have an erection lasting more than
4 hours, I should call a doctor.

So I called Dr. Stephen Hawking.

He said, "I'm a theoretical physicist, not a medical doctor.  Why are you calling me?"

I said, "I'm calling everyone."

[floydjer]

On the subject of  Professor Hawking.............New album from Pink Floyd is out  today...Go grab a copy, I`m certain they need the $$$