Two Engineers

[Racerboy]

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A
woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Sven, "but we don't have a ladder."

... The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took
a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving
in the United States Congress.

[tallguy]

This story is about a totally different engineer.

A doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were crossing a river on a footbridge.

Halfway across, one of them announced:  "I have to pee."

The other two said, "Me too."

So they were all peeing into the river.

The doctor said, "That river sure is cold."

The lawyer added, "Deep, too."

The engineer added, "And long."