You think you're ballsy?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Gotta love the Yoopers.

[kiwi belly tank]

"Hes got a knife!" That's not a knife.
  Sid.

[floydjer]

Never get between a Yooper and his  Easter ham

[Peter Jack]

Aghhhh, come on! A chainsaw never starts first pull when you need it!!! 

Pete

[floydjer]

Pete.....They were Yoopers..The chain saw was already running.

[manta22]

True story:  In Red Rock, AZ, just a few miles north of here, a guy was mouthing off in a biker bar and got the stuffing beat out of him. He went home and came back into the bar with a chain saw. He couldn't get it started and they beat the stuffing out of him again!

[tallguy]

A horny "cougar" goes into a biker bar, and sees a guy she thinks is hot enough and manly enough
for her.  She boldly walks up to him and says, "This place is a little too crowded . . . let's get outta here."

As they are leaving the building, she asks, "Wanna check out my itchy pu**y?"

He replies, "Those rice burners are all the same.  If it ain't a Harley, it ain't a motorcycle!"