Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I am a firm believer in karma. Every person I had treated badly had it coming to them.... :clap

[Speed Limit 1000]

  :naughty

[fastesthonda_jim]

Leading off the festivities I'll begin with the amazing new Mercedes Benz coupe.
Unbelievable they have produced an electric car that never needs to be re-charged!!!!!
Watch out Tesla!
https://files.catbox.moe/yjz7ab.mp4

[Stainless1]

Battery walks into a bar, stopped at the door by a salt shaker...  the fight ensued...
assault and battery 

[fastesthonda_jim]

Peppering us with your wisdom, are we?

[Stainless1]

Jim, a surprising reply from a seasoned veteran   

[salt27]

Both of you should be put in aa cell.

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Batteried by the salty puns - I second that to AAA!  :-P

[floydjer]

I positively got a charge out of you well grounded fellows.  🤔 Post on.

[floydjer]

Went to the grocery store today and could not find the olives....So I asked an employee if they had any and he said "I'll see" and walked away. About 5 minutes passed and he had not returned , so I asked the same question of one of his co-workers who gave me the same "I'll see" and wandered off never to be seen again. I finally found them myself. They were in aisle C..........

[WOODY@DDLLC]

I'll see your aisle C battery and raise you two double D's Jer!   :naughty aktion086

[floydjer]

Sad day for me Woody....Noticed two lumps on the battery of my 'Burb...Had them checked...one is positive😐..might be terminal...

[floydjer]

Anyone need an Ark welder??...I Noah guy.......

[fastesthonda_jim]

Full disclosure - got this off another site.  But I'm sure it will help some readers.

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks 
into a bar and orders three mugs of Lone Star beer.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each 
one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the 
bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd 
drink this way to remember the days when we drank 
together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of us."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom.
The cowboy becomes a regular and always orders 3 mugs 
and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes 
back to the bar for the second round, the  bartender says, 
 
"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Mormon Church and 
I had to quit drinking."
?It hasn't affected my brothers though."

[floydjer]

Where do you find a Mormon horse??....Salt Lick City....