Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Pretty good one, John.

[floydjer]

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra....Stayed for two cups..

[floydjer]

Speaking of which....I remember it taking 20 minutes to remove a gal's bra once.  I probably should not have put it on in the first place...

[floydjer]

Did I mention I got fired from my job as  chef for stealing kitchen equipment? It was a whisk worth taking....

[Speed Limit 1000]

Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens... It was counterproductive

[Stainless1]

I just read the population of Ireland's capital is growing rapidly

I think it's Dublin 

[floydjer]

Why is Frosty never late?....Because time waits for snowman.....

[Speed Limit 1000]

What's the Grinch's least favorite band...The Who

[floydjer]

🤔 Less reality, More jokes.     I got stopped by a cop yesterday on my way home from dinner...He cited me for exceeding the feed limit..

[floydjer]

How does Frosty change his bed?...With a sheet of ice and blanket of snow...

[floydjer]

Never spell part backwards...It's a trap...

[floydjer]

Bought a pair of gloves and they are both lefts....On one hand they are fine...but on the other hand they are not right....

[Stainless1]

I switched the labels on some of Linda's spices... I'm not in trouble yet... but the thyme is cumin.... 

[floydjer]

That will cost you Bob.....Thyme is money.

[floydjer]

I don't have any spice jokes for the holidays....🤔. Oh well, Seasons Greetings.