Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

.......After all...Posting here on any day other than Friday is...............hair-acy.................

Jerry, is that your "parting" shot for the day?

[floydjer]

Shear brilliance Monte......................................................

[floydjer]

...And that`ll be the end...I need to split...............

[floydjer]

...But I`ll be ...Back hair on friday.......................

[floydjer]

So root around for more puns....................

[floydjer]

Something everyone will get a bangs out of..............................

[floydjer]

Or as Austin Powers would say....." Oh.. Be- Hive "

[floydjer]

Gotta go before Mike gets testy with me...He has a mean streak........................

[floydjer]

I`m done......................I can DYE a happy man

[Stan Back]

Bill just signed with Henna-Barbera!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

All right, all right -- I'll ask you boys and girls to do a better job observing the Fridayness of this thread, okay?  If you really want to specialise in weak puns -- keep it to a subject that's got at least something real about land speed racing, or at least some kind of vehicle racing.  Remembering that I set up the joke topic so you'd have a place to show your sense of humor -- I remind you that the main reason I set it up was to clear most of the site so we could spend more time talking about our hobby/avocation/passion.  And another reason was that more than a few of the regulars here got a bit frustrated when there were so many joke-type things mixed in with the race stuff.

So -- with all due respect to your abilities to come up with lowbrow puns -- please move 'em to Fridays only, okay?  Yes, there is another joke thread that is not titled "Friday" only -- but rather than just move over there to respond to the letter of my request rather than the spirit of it -- let's get back to racing, okay?

Thanks.

[floydjer]

Slim races ahead as .....hair apparent

[stwheeler]

Gee, I didn't know today is Friday?

[floydjer]

 I`ll save the rest for tomorrow......You guys can go ...on a head ...without me

[USFRAMONTE]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry you trouble maker!!!