Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

He tears open the envelope and reads the question: "Name the three most important disappearing acts in the world".

[Seldom Seen Slim]

And the question is:

What famous people and event have been declared missing at sea?

[USFRAMONTE]

Jon, your question was much better than mine!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

From Peter, a buddy in Switzerland:

"A SHORT, BUT BEAUTIFUL, LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before,
but  who were both married to other people,  found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly,
he in the upper berth and she in the lower
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow!  That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own f....n' blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End. "

[floydjer]

Why did the policeman smell???...Because he was " On duty"....!!!

[floydjer]

How does the Man on the Moon cut his hair???......Eclipse it..............

[bbarn]

Never trust an atom...they make up everything!

[bbarn]

Whatever you do always give 100%....unless you are donating blood.

[floydjer]

What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............

[floydjer]

A Photon checks into a hotel...The clerk asks if he needs help w/ his bags and the photon say " No...I`m travelling light ...."

[tauruck]

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back?.









a Stick

[bbarn]

What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............

Sometimes I swear this thread goes to the dogs!
Other times I think it is spot on...

[floydjer]

What do you call a retriever that does magic tricks???..A  Labracadabrador..............

Sometimes I swear this thread goes to the dogs!
Other times I think it is spot on...

I think you should take that pun and....setter..over there.....

[Milwaukee Midget]

The downside to dog puns on a computer is that their bark is worse than their byte . . .

[USFRAMONTE]

I think both of you should take a paws.