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floydjer

#2400
March 06, 2015, 05:06:22 AM Last Edit: March 06, 2015, 06:42:34 AM by floydjer
what do you get when you cross a pilot w/ a magician???..a flying sorcerer :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2401
March 06, 2015, 05:07:36 AM
We were so poor growing up that mom couldn`t fly off the handle...She took Greyhound off the handle...............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2402
March 06, 2015, 05:10:52 AM
Two wrongs don`t make a right...But two Wrights made an airplane. ( just trying to get a theme going..Or you guys can just wing it....)
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

lsrjunkie

#2403
March 06, 2015, 06:39:46 AM
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do.
Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish. The product of a demented hill billy who has found a way to live out where the winds blow. To sleep late, have fun, drink whiskey, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love or getting arrested.    H.S. Thompson

Milwaukee Midget

#2404
March 06, 2015, 07:34:55 AM
Two farmers were taking a break from their spring plowing.  An airplane flew over.

"Is that a mail plane?", asked one farmer.

"No, that's just the landing gear hanging down".
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

#2405
March 06, 2015, 08:48:31 AM
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!

fordboy628

#2406
March 06, 2015, 10:12:22 AM
I know I'm coming in on the tail of this . . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

fordboy628

#2407
March 06, 2015, 10:13:19 AM
But some of them are just too plane . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

fordboy628

#2408
March 06, 2015, 10:16:29 AM
Maybe we can elevate this to something with more altitude . . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

fordboy628

#2409
March 06, 2015, 10:17:06 AM
But I could be just flappin' my flaps.
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

Milwaukee Midget

#2410
March 06, 2015, 10:18:42 AM
Quote from: fordboy628 on March 06, 2015, 10:13:19 AM
But some of them are just too plane . . . .
The thread appears to be rudderless today.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#2411
March 06, 2015, 10:26:22 AM
Surprised it hasn`t vectored off.....................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2412
March 06, 2015, 10:27:40 AM
Maybe we should head out to the bar and get our  Ale-er-on ??
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2413
March 06, 2015, 10:35:00 AM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on March 06, 2015, 08:48:31 AM
What do you call a magician that has a pilots license?


A flying sorcerer!
[/quote  .........Props for originality Monte....( Oh lord...I didn`t say "Prop" did I )?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2414
March 06, 2015, 10:36:38 AM
Let you guys wing it and no one wants to spar???? ( he said while (s)cowling )
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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