Stupid joke FRIDAY

[USFRAMONTE]

I can't decide if all of these comments are sharp or flat???  I'll have to stay tuned.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Now I remember where I first met Monte -

He was stationed at Fort Tissimo, and he was hanging out by the cleffs on the banks of the middle C in North D'Coda with Pia Nissimo.

Okay, at this point, I'm just vamping . . .

[manta22]

What the fugue...?   

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[USFRAMONTE]

I am sure all of this stikes a chord with Chris!

[USFRAMONTE]

Chris, don't fret, I'll try not to string this topic along anymore.

[Milwaukee Midget]

We just need to find a rhythm and pick up the tempo.

By the way, Lawrence Welk had two daughters, each with the same first name -

Anna 1, Anna 2 . . .

[manta22]

Wunnerful, wunnerful.....turn off the bubble machine.

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Neil and others --

You got me thinking about the Lawrence Welk show - and I bet that lots of us have forgot how he managed to find and bring along some great talents.  Remember the two girls/ladies that sang all the time on the show?  I forget which of them it was that grew up and had the baby that went on to world wide fame -- but gee, if it wasn't for Welk and then the Lennon sisters -- John might never have been born.

[manta22]

Slim;

I thought that was Vladimir Lennon....

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[Milwaukee Midget]

I was reading through some technical manuals, and I discovered a suspension system with hollow components, filled with helium.

Very odd.

Spring is in the air . . .

[fordboy628]

Spring is in the air . . .

Valve spring or suspension spring?     Probably want to "duck" regardless . . . . . . .

Lots of geese in the air here,  bomber flights of them . . . . . . .   

[Ron Gibson]

Temps are on the rebound here and we could go to a lighter subject.

Ron

[USFRAMONTE]

A woman walks into the kitchen and finds her husband standing there with a menacing look on his face and a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you up to?" she asks. 
"I'm hunting flys" he responds.
"Well, how is that going for you?"
"Hah! I have already killed 5 of the pesky varmints, 3 males and 2 females."
With a skeptical look she says, "And just how do you know that?"
"I got three of them on the beer cans, and the other two were on the phone!"

[Milwaukee Midget]

I used to work in a guitar shop in a mall.

One day, a beautiful woman walked in.

"My boyfriend plays bass, and he keeps breaking G strings", she said, to which I replied,

"Frederick's of Hollywood is two doors down, but I don't know that they have a warranty department".

[Ron Gibson]

MM, I see it's Friday and you're trying to start a new string. You must remember to cover the main parts, at least until the string breaks. On second thought it might be more entertaining after.

Ron