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USFRAMONTE

#2460
March 27, 2015, 07:12:50 AM
What did the momma horse say to her baby horse when it was time to go to sleep?


It's pasture bedtime!

Stainless1

#2461
March 27, 2015, 07:41:44 AM
I know barnyard humor has run a fowl on this thread... but a friends grandchild asked me this question and I had to wait for Friday to put it here

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors?


Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Milwaukee Midget

#2462
March 27, 2015, 07:49:15 AM
I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#2463
March 27, 2015, 08:02:45 AM
Quote from: Stainless1 on March 27, 2015, 07:41:44 AM

Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan  :cheers:

What if it's a hatch back?
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

#2464
March 27, 2015, 08:09:55 AM
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

fordboy628

#2465
March 27, 2015, 08:24:23 AM
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on March 27, 2015, 07:49:15 AM
I'm scratchin' to come up with something.

Okay -

Why is the sheep shed so long and have so many windows?

Because it's a Lambosine.

I know, that was a stretch . . .

I'm sure that got somebody's goat . . . . .
Science, NOT Magic . . . .

I used to be a people person.  But people changed that relationship.

"There is nothing permanent except change."    Heraclitus

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."     Albert Einstein

Stainless1

#2466
March 27, 2015, 08:35:51 AM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on March 27, 2015, 08:09:55 AM
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

USFRAMONTE

#2467
March 27, 2015, 08:51:00 AM
Quote from: Stainless1 on March 27, 2015, 08:35:51 AM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on March 27, 2015, 08:09:55 AM
These jokes crack me up and then scramble my brain.

Eggsactally...  :cheers:

Stainless make a good ..yoke!!!

Milwaukee Midget

#2468
March 27, 2015, 02:00:41 PM
Hmm . . .

Late Friday, we've been riffing all day, and no pronouncement from floydjer?

The Jerry must be out.

"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#2469
April 10, 2015, 09:04:06 AM
My neighbor and his wife had a huge argument the other day.  Windows were open - couldn't help but overhear it.

"Two months late?  What do you mean, two months late?  I mailed the rent checks on time!"



"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

#2470
April 10, 2015, 09:47:42 AM
I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!

Milwaukee Midget

#2471
April 10, 2015, 10:17:46 AM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on April 10, 2015, 09:47:42 AM
I heard that Chris crashed his car into a news stand yesterday,

He was in all the newspapers!!

By the way, happy belated birthday Chris!!

Milwaukee Midget Racing always does a bang up job with the press.

Thanks, Monte!
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

rouse

#2472
April 11, 2015, 12:55:15 PM
Kilts don't have zippers because, they scare the sheet.

rouse
Johnnie Rouse
Bike 4680 P-PP2000 SCTA record 153.325    A-PF3000 182.920
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Seldom Seen Slim

#2473
April 17, 2015, 08:25:12 AM
HEY HAY HEY!?  W(here)TF are the Friday jokes/jokesters?  We're going to the comedy club tonight and I need to maintain my winning streak (I've won the free tickets for the next show 5 times out of 6).  I use many of the jokes from here -- but without today's I'll have to go surfing for other humor.  The club's contest only allows me one joke -- so make 'em good, and long ones are better than shorties (that's about how it seems in real life, too - doesn't it? :roll:).

A couple of weeks ago I ran across a great one -- but whether it was here or elsewhere I don't remember.  And, of course, I didn't write it down and now can't find it.  Please -- a good "story" joke for tonight.  Two or four or seventeen is better yet.
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
2 Club member x2
Owner of landracing.com

relaxedphit

#2474
April 17, 2015, 09:22:47 AM
I once knew a girl named Virginia. We called Virgin for short, but not for long.
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