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USFRAMONTE

#2580
August 14, 2015, 07:04:37 AM
What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?



Light blue!

floydjer

#2581
August 14, 2015, 08:28:06 AM
Went out for dinner last night and saw they had a 'Chicken special'..I asked the waitress how the chicken was prepared and she  said " Nothing special..We just flat out tell him he`s gonna die...." :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2582
August 14, 2015, 08:32:27 AM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 14, 2015, 07:04:37 AM
What is blue and doesn't weigh very much?



Light blue!
Oh yeah??? Then what is blue and heavy??????....An elephant holding it`s breath...... :roll:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#2583
August 14, 2015, 08:44:13 AM
Oh  :-o are we doing on color jokes today  :?

I was thinking off color jokes would be better  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#2584
August 14, 2015, 10:33:27 AM
Quote from: Stainless1 on August 14, 2015, 08:44:13 AM
Oh  :-o are we doing on color jokes today  :?

I was thinking off color jokes would be better  :cheers:
...' yellow?...yellow?...Are you there Bob ??? '...( aren`t you glad that you....."red"  that ??? ) :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

USFRAMONTE

#2585
August 14, 2015, 12:02:42 PM
Jerry, Jerry, how could you?


What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.

bbarn

#2586
August 14, 2015, 01:12:16 PM
Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 14, 2015, 12:02:42 PM
Jerry, Jerry, how could you?


What you should have written to Stainless....Orange you glad you red this.

+1
I almost never wake up cranky, I usually just let her sleep in.

Ron Gibson

#2587
August 14, 2015, 03:06:10 PM
On the other side, Stainless is never a hue such as blue, he is always "shinny"

Ron
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.

tauruck

#2588
August 20, 2015, 08:35:27 PM
I was on crutches for about 9 months in 72.
My Patella (knee cap) was removed.

The joke was, "What's green and hangs between two sticks"?.

A rotten cripple!!!!.

Robin UK

#2589
August 21, 2015, 12:00:12 AM
I went to the doctor because I got depressed every New Year's Eve. He said I was suffering from Auld Lanxiety.

Robin

floydjer

#2590
August 21, 2015, 06:54:31 AM
orange you glad...??....Oh lord...fuchsia...every one of ya.... :cheers: :evil:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#2591
August 21, 2015, 07:00:25 AM
I`ve decided to change my diet....I`m eating nothing but clocks...Talk about time consuming...................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

tauruck

#2592
August 21, 2015, 07:00:48 AM
Typical answer Jerry.

You've got me scouring the net for good jokes but they ain't as good as yours.

Give us a good one for Friday. Make my day bro. :cheers:

Stainless1

#2593
August 21, 2015, 07:06:24 AM
Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#2594
August 21, 2015, 07:40:26 AM
Quote from: Stainless1 on August 21, 2015, 07:06:24 AM
Thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island... turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
:cheers:
THAT...is how this thread works...Bravo  :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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