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Stainless1 · September 04, 2015, 09:07:06 PM

Was racing all day, almost missed SJF....

Monte, we will slow down for you, but if you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 05:00:05 AM

What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 05:01:13 AM

I heard on the news that another airline filed for bankruptcy..Must be runway inflation.......

Milwaukee Midget · September 11, 2015, 06:45:21 AM

Quote from: floydjer on September 11, 2015, 05:00:05 AM
What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea

A nice choice with a plate of Kung Food . . .

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 07:45:41 AM

Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on September 11, 2015, 06:45:21 AM
Quote from: floydjer on September 11, 2015, 05:00:05 AM
What is the chosen beverage of martial arts experts???.....Kara-tea
A nice choice with a plate of Kung Food . . .

That was the entrée at the wedding of that celebrity martial artist that banned confetti at the service.....Chuck No-rice

bbarn · September 11, 2015, 08:13:01 AM

two for the price of one today...

Stealing someone's coffee is called a mugging.

and

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 08:22:51 AM

Uh-oh...I hear the spelling police.......................

Seldom Seen Slim · September 11, 2015, 08:24:17 AM

Thanks for saving me the time, Jerry. I'm now frequenting another (very different subject) Forum - and am getting known as the Comma Cop there, too. Don't ask me to tell you what forum - at least not here in public.

USFRAMONTE · September 11, 2015, 09:08:32 AM

A sheperd is standing in the meadow will all the sheep.
One of the sheep turns to him and says, "Quit telling me what to do!"
The sheperd replys, "What?"
The sheep says, "you herd me."

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 09:14:34 AM

That was really baaa.d..................

Stainless1 · September 11, 2015, 11:40:02 AM

I just read an article about a big fire in the Saudi Sultan's palace.....

yep you guessed it...

the headline was .......

Smokey Eunuch reveals secrets

floydjer · September 11, 2015, 12:29:11 PM

Hey Jon...Commas are important .They make the difference between a sentence that is well written and a sentence that is well, written.

USFRAMONTE · September 11, 2015, 12:33:43 PM

Ya just can't pull the wool over ol Jerry's eyes.

USFRAMONTE · September 11, 2015, 12:36:10 PM

And he is not sheepish about letting us know it!

USFRAMONTE · September 11, 2015, 12:37:36 PM

Hey, that reminds me of a joke....
Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He did not see the ewe turn!!!

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