Stupid joke FRIDAY

[jpm49c]

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

[floydjer]

 

[bbarn]

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

Pretty sure that is what Jerry's comment was about... 

[4-barrel Mike]

--------> Blond Jokes

[floydjer]

What day of the week do fish like the least?  FRY-DAY

[Milwaukee Midget]

Ever notice that "Monday" and "mundane" have the same phonetic prefix?

I was working a recording gig in the studio, and we were trying to get the percussion tracks down.

Every time the percussionist hit the floor tom, a low, sympathetic resonate frequency came through studio monitors.

"What's that?", asked the producer.

"Humdrum", I replied.

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MONTE!

[Stainless1]

A couple of hackers opened a computer store here... when I went by to see what they had... they were closed  :|

But there was a  note on the door.......   Gone Phishing

Monte had another birhtday??    

[floydjer]

Happy after-birth day Monte...

[manta22]

Ever notice that "Monday" and "mundane" have the same phonetic prefix?

I was working a recording gig in the studio, and we were trying to get the percussion tracks down.

Every time the percussionist hit the floor tom, a low, sympathetic resonate frequency came through studio monitors.

"What's that?", asked the producer.

"Humdrum", I replied.

BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MONTE!

60 Hz humdrum, Chris?   

Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

[floydjer]

Pre-emptive Halloween strike....what type of music do mummies prefer???..... " wrap "

[floydjer]

....why do demons and ghouls hang out together??/..Because demons are a ghouls`s best friend..............

[bbarn]

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? ......... The polar bear.

[Milwaukee Midget]

Just ate at a Japanese motorcycle themed burger and wine bar called the "Cow 'N' Sake".

[4-barrel Mike]

Halloween-ish for computer old-timers:

What do you get when you combine Lee Iacocca and Count Dracula? 

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Mike

[bbarn]

Halloween-ish for computer old-timers:

What do you get when you combine Lee Iacocca and Count Dracula? 

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Mike

Love it!

Haven't seen one of those since I used Quarterdeck memory management tools! Spent lots of time in my autoexec.bat and my config.sys too!!!