Stupid joke FRIDAY

[tauruck]

Jerry you're the world champion, period.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I was a member of Heaven's Gate with Marshall and Bonnie

John, I'm glad you were able to eshoe their influence . . .

[Speed Limit 1000]

I was a member of Heaven's Gate with Marshall and Bonnie

John, I'm glad you were able to eshoe their influence . . .

But I did drive a Comet

[USFRAMONTE]

I'm back,  a little bit.
Do you know why you should never mess with a paleontologist?


You will get jurasskicked!

[floydjer]

what is red and round???..a red circle....enough of that, I have to go down to see my German barber...Herr Kutz..

[floydjer]

Mrs.Floydjer has a fear of elevators..but she` s taking steps to avoid them....

[WOODY@DDLLC]

SSS: I deny any and all spelling/comma complicity for the following content! :x
1.     When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, essentially you become a vacuum cleaner.

2.     If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

3.     I just read that 4,328,893 people got married last year. Hmmmm, shouldn't that be an even number?

4.      A woman almost hit me while I was driving to work this morning.
         She changed lanes without paying attention because she was putting on makeup!
         I was so upset, I almost dropped my doughnut, cell phone, and razor while steering with my knees.

5.      A sign in front of a bar reads: Come in and meet your future ex-wife.

6.      What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? Nobody cries when you chop up an accordion.

7.     The only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

8.     "I have found, by my own investigation, the internet contains an abundance of quotations by the famous which cannot be verified."  – Abraham Lincoln

9.     How many substitute teachers does it take to change a light bulb?    None – they just leave it dark and show a movie.

[Stainless1]

Mrs.Floydjer has a fear of elevators..but she` s taking steps to avoid them....

I'm sure she gets lots of stares 

[floydjer]

tread lightly Bob..................

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Woody, I'm having a bit of a time getting "complicity" to work.  I even looked it up in a paper dictionary.  I dunno -- yeah, but clumsy -- that'll be my call 'til further elucidation yields fruit.

[Stainless1]

tread lightly Bob..................

Occasionally I can rise to the situation, otherwise I run, rarely in spirals depends on the case    

[floydjer]

I knew you`d step up to the plate...........

[Stainless1]

I was trying to escalate this tread but I may need a handrail Jerry 

[floydjer]

How Long is a Chinese name................................................

[floydjer]

didn`t like that one eh??  what did the baby porcupine say after he backed into a cactus???..." Mom?"