Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Cat`s breeding with dogs...up is down...black is white...SJF posts on Thursday.....It`s the apocalypse 

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Useless inventions
1.  "Control-alt-delete" wand.
2.   Toe plows
3.   Bread Gloves
4.   Hand Shades
5.   Battery Powered Battery Charger (Batteries not included)

Other useless items:

Artificial appendix
Solar powered flashlight
Biodegradable condom
Free-range vegetables
Inflatable dartboard

[WOODY@DDLLC]

#5

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Cat`s breeding with dogs...up is down...black is white...SJF posts on Thursday.....It`s the apocalypse 

Just be glad he didn't show the one about Sir Cumcision! 

[floydjer]

Woody...You left out  ' pedal powered Wheel chair"..............

[floydjer]

 

[floydjer]

***Note***  Before the PC police get their knickers in a wad...My father (rest his soul) Lived through a MASSIVE stroke which left him completely paralyzed. I shall make all the wheelchair jokes I choose to. Thank you, Jerry

[Stainless1]

When my kid was little he always refused to take a nap.... Yep the kid resisted a rest 

[Stainless1]

I'll never remember this  for next winter, so I have to tell you about the Frosty the snow man article I saw in the metro section... guess he was out drinking, didn't look both ways and ended up getting plowed

[floydjer]

I bought a sheep that was older than the seller told me it was...Patti took one look and said.."  Ewe were fleeced "...

[floydjer]

Indeed

[fastesthonda_jim]

some serious competition for Elon Musk from......



Mercedes of all people!

http://player.theplatform.com/p/NnzsPC/widget/select/media/guid/2410887629/3021121

[WOODY@DDLLC]

some serious competition for Elon Musk from......



Mercedes of all people!

http://player.theplatform.com/p/NnzsPC/widget/select/media/guid/2410887629/3021121

Good timing on their part: http://electrek.co/2016/06/14/all-new-cars-mandated-electric-germany-2030/   

[WOODY@DDLLC]

1.      Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage works best.

2.      People will believe you when you tell them that there are 4 billion stars in the sky, but if you tell them the paint is wet....

3.      I called a psychic once.  She asked who it was.   So I hung up.

4.      Don't you dislike it when someone puts LOL at the end of every text?     I do...LOL.

5.      If you see a woman on the arm of an accordion player, it is probably a tattoo.

[tauruck]

For all the men out there!!!