Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Stainless1]

I'm gonna turn over a new leaf this New Years Eve.... wonder if the Nissan dealer will let me take one out 

[Stan Back]

I'm headed out to the Ford dealer -- I'm gonna break a Mustang.

[Ron Gibson]

I'm going to the Chevy dealer to shoot an Impala.
If Stan can post on Saturday I guess I can.

Ron

[Seldom Seen Slim]

All right:  I'm suffering a bit of Montezuma's revenge, so I'm going to the International truck dealer to get a binder.

Over to youse guys.

[Ron Gibson]

I'll see your Binder (got to be old to know they were called that) and at my age, go get me a new Pererbilt

Ron

[Seldom Seen Slim]

As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another).

[floydjer]

 ...............any-hoo..There was a Roman General who had an attack due to epilepsy whenever there  was a winter storm...It was always " hail-Seizure '..

[floydjer]

I won a sapling as a door prize at the Winter Carnival !!!  I like this  Win-Tree weather !!!

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, go back to bed and take a nap.  Maybe when you wake up your jokes will be better.

Thank you.

[Ron Gibson]

Slim
At least Jerry's trying. Sometimes VERY trying.

Ron

[bbarn]

As long as we're comparing trucks with women, "How 'bout the Freightshaker on that honey over there?" (said one truck driver to another).

Peterbilt, Kenworth and Freightliner have entered into a joint venture to make a new truck. It will be named a PeterWorthShakin....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

"That's a PeterWorthShakin' ya got there, Mack!"

Next?

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Maybe this will take some of the heat off Jerry ..... :-P

1.      When is the best time to buy a boat?  When there is a sail on it.

2.      Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?  Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

3.     What happens if you eat yeast mixed in with shoe polish?  Tomorrow morning, you will rise and shine!

4.     What do you call a pile of kittens?  A meowtain.

5.     What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?  A cat-has-trophy.

"MAN [German truck], that's a PeterWorthShakin' ya got there, Mack!"

[hoss]

My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her,,,,,,,,actually she's not really my girlfriend,,,,,yet.

[Stainless1]

So Hoss, buy her some nylons... or better yet try silk stalking