Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

...And if money doesn`t grow on trees...Why do banks have branches???

[floydjer]

speaking of which...when I was a little floydjer I asked mom for $20..She said that I must have thought she was made of money....isn`t that what M.O.M stands for ?

[floydjer]

What do you call a mom that can`t draw???...Tracy....

[floydjer]

I took Patti in for a minor surgery....After which she has no interest in sex....so I went to the doctor and asked what might have gone so terribly wrong. He just shrugged and said .." I just fixed her eye sight".......

[Stainless1]

There is still hope Jerry, remember....
Carrots may be good for her eyes
But alcohol will double her vision   

[floydjer]

odd you should say that Bob..Just last night the bride and I were sitting on the deck and she said " I love you so much that I`d rather die than be without you "  I asked if that was her talking or the wine talking...Patti replied that it was her talking to the wine.....

[floydjer]

Like so....

[Stainless1]

Yep that's Linda... love the wine you're with 

[floydjer]

It`s a fish`s least favorite day.....Fry-day...............

[floydjer]

One of you will need to school me on the scale by which these jokes are scaled...............

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, I'm gonna let you suffer by yourself for now.  I'll check in later to see if you're still hung out to dry here, all by yourself.

[floydjer]

Bah...I won`t flounder long...someone will take the bait..............

[tauruck]

Hook, line and sinker but in my case RAPALA!!!!!!

[floydjer]

I cast my vote for Mike....Reel funny

[Milwaukee Midget]

It`s a fish`s least favorite day.....Fry-day...............

One of you will need to school me on the scale by which these jokes are scaled...............

Bah...I won`t flounder long...someone will take the bait..............

The unmitigated gill of this guy! 

Oh well, he's a chum . . .

So Slim, when you take Nancy and the crew out as the designated driver, does that make her and her crew the Ale Wives?