Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I'm stumped.  Should I try to come up with a lame-o egg play on words?  I don't have even an embryo of an idea of what to say next.

[Milwaukee Midget]

I'm stumped.  Should I try to come up with a lame-o egg play on words?  I don't have even an embryo of an idea of what to say next.

Tough going up against a champion egg layer like Jerry.

Just got to pullet out, I guess . . .

[Dynoroom]

I see you guys will be hatching these all day....

[Ron Gibson]

So far nothing to crow about.

Ron

[Peter Jack]

Boy, I'm afraid to egg you guys on further.

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Boy, I'm afraid to egg you guys on further.

Pete, what eggzactly did you mean by that? 

[Dynoroom]

..... And the Eggcitement mounts.....

[jdincau]

all you Oeufs think you are funny, pretty ego tistical

[floydjer]

don`t like my egg-cellant jokes??? You can always put me on egg-nore.....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

What'd the German guy that was trying to get the egg's attention as it was running away from him yell out?

Ovate!  Ovate!!

[floydjer]

The President of Chickens just called and demanded more out-put.....It was an eggs excremant order.....

[Stan Back]

This won't be a long, drawn out, hard-to-understand thread to read tomorrow.

It'll be over -- easy!

[Dynoroom]

I don't.... looks like it's getting kinda scrambled to me.....

[floydjer]

Wow...This place is full of comedi-hens.....................

[floydjer]

Speaking of hens....I had a  15 year old hen that only laid eggs in the winter.....She was no spring chicken.....