Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Hey Pete...what type of music does a weldor prefer???  Heavy Metal...........

[floydjer]

Three weldors walk out of a bar....hey, It COULD happen...........

[floydjer]

What do you say to a guy with an I.Q. of 22 ...." Nice weld "

[floydjer]

What do you do when you find a weldor stumbling around in your yard?  Shoot him again...........

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Jerry, for cripe's sake -- you can do better than that.

What kind of welder did they use to make Russian aircraft?   A MIG welder

[Peter Jack]

Three weldors walk out of a bar....hey, It COULD happen...........

I rather doubt it! 

[floydjer]

Slim...That was re  volt  ing

[floydjer]

Pete has been welding for so long....he squeezes the fork to get the food to let go....

[floydjer]

back to work...Less chatter..more spatter...

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Come on, really?  I'd have thunk welding would be a great topic for your ya-hoos for a Friday.  And I'm so not a metal-sticker-together dude that I barely know which end of a soldering iron to hold.

Tell ya what I'm gonna do:  I'm going home and letting you have the run of the place for a while, K?

[tallguy]

Y'all can poke fun at folks who weld, but please remember -- as it says on that old bumper
sticker:  Welders get better penetration . . . in all positions!

[Milwaukee Midget]

Come on, really?  I'd have thunk welding would be a great topic for your ya-hoos for a Friday. 

Doesn't seem to have sparked much interest . . .
But SJF seems to have a creative arc to it . . .
Maybe if we amp it up?

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Stick to it and you'll be able to afford a really good buzzbox for listening to your favorite tunes.  I hear they're on sale down at the corner of Lincoln and Miller.  Make sure you get one with foot pedal feed.

[floydjer]

This guy is hitchhiking on a lonely desert highway and a car stops..Driver asks if he is a lawyer..guy says no and the car speeds away...another car stops and asks if he is a lawyer and sure enough..he says no and the car drives away...THIRD car stops, gorgeous blonde with awe inspiring  breasts  asks if he is a lawyer..Guy says YES ! and she tells him to hop in. About 3 miles down the road the guy looks over at the woman and thinks " I`ve only been an lawyer for a couple minutes and I already want to f*&^ someone...."

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Anyone with a delicate ear is discouraged from listening to the audio on the link.  Jerry, top this for being funny.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50b_1456232574