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floydjer

#3360
September 15, 2017, 03:23:33 PM
Quote from: Ron Gibson on September 15, 2017, 09:29:03 AM
Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3361
September 15, 2017, 08:26:48 PM
Quote from: floydjer on September 15, 2017, 03:23:33 PM
Quote from: Ron Gibson on September 15, 2017, 09:29:03 AM
Ya, but only with  one.

Ron
which led my bride to ponder whether or not that made Chris a ..." Uni-Horn"....She has been around me for far too long........... :cheers:

She hasn't talked to Kate.

Sincerely,

Tripod
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3362
September 22, 2017, 07:22:05 AM
Never iron a four leaf clover...You wouldn`t want to press your luck.............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#3363
September 22, 2017, 08:38:18 AM
Apparently it's bad luck to see your bride before the wedding....

some folks think it's even worse luck if you're still seeing her 5 years after....
:cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Stainless1

#3364
September 22, 2017, 08:47:30 AM
OK, after my last post I think I should clarify by stance on marriage....
I was happily married for 3 years.... I felt very lucky to have that many days of happiness with one woman
Unfortunately that marriage lasted for 11 years....  :-D





Note to my kids.... this is in the joke thread   :roll:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

floydjer

#3365
September 22, 2017, 11:24:53 AM
25 years for Patti and I on the 26th...She was my birthday gift to me. :-)
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3366
September 22, 2017, 11:47:54 AM
Just for you Bob....Love is blind..But marriage is a real eye opener...
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3367
September 22, 2017, 11:49:30 AM
It`s hard to lose a wife....D*mn near impossible in fact.... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3368
September 22, 2017, 11:54:32 AM
OK..One more and I`ll stop....Marriage is like a deck of cards..At first, All you need are two hearts and a diamond...Near the end you`ll be wishing for a club and a spade. :evil:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3369
September 22, 2017, 01:26:12 PM


Today is Kate's and my 16th anniversary.  We've actually been together for about 30.

No joke, today, boys. 

I know I'm the luckiest SOB on the boards.



"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Podunk

#3370
September 22, 2017, 02:47:57 PM
A friend of mine told me he lost his wife five years ago. He said " Probably should have looked for her."

floydjer

#3371
September 29, 2017, 06:09:13 AM
Which flower sleeps during the afternoon???..The day-zzz
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3372
September 29, 2017, 06:16:13 AM
Despite child labor laws, ore kids still produce coal.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#3373
September 29, 2017, 06:17:28 AM
Yep - I rose to the occasion . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Stainless1

#3374
September 29, 2017, 07:50:46 AM
yep you put the petal to the metal on that one Bud.... so hows it growing out there...
find new digs yet?
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O
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