Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Speed Limit 1000]

Stainless and Slim, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Slim didn't show up. Stainless didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Slim hadn't shown up for a week or so, Stainless really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Stainless didn't know where Slim lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Stainless figured he had seen the last of Slim, but one day, Stainless approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Slim!
Stainless was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said,'For crying out loud Slim, what in the world happened to you?'
Slim replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Stainless. What in the world for?'
'Well,' Slim said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Stainless, 'I remember her. What about her?
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead
'guilty'.
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury'.

[will6er]

Sign next to a urinal - "We aim to please. You aim too , please"

[floydjer]

what has a head, a tail ,But no legs???  A coin...

[floydjer]

I have an Asian friend who is a stock broker...His name is " Cha Ching"......Ooops..crossed the line again didn`t I ?

[floydjer]

What would you name a camel with no hump???...Humphrey..

[Milwaukee Midget]

What would you name a camel with no hump???...Humphrey..

So should I stick my nose under the tent?

[Dynoroom]

As we've moved on to animals...

what breed of dog can do magic tricks?

Labracadabrador.

[floydjer]

Of course the dog has an owl for a side-kick...It`s named Hoo-dini..................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Theater students at Texas A&M once put on a production of Lawrence of Arabia in the camel milking parlor of the Ag Sciences lab in College Station.

The facility is now known as the "Drama-Dairy".   

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Too bad this thread is no good for Wednesday aka Hump day!   

[floydjer]

I saw a dentist get into a fight w/ a manicurist.....It was  tooth and nail...............

[floydjer]

Some stole a crate of Viagra from the local Fed Ex....Cops are looking for hardened criminals..............

[Milwaukee Midget]

Some stole a crate of Viagra from the local Fed Ex....Cops are looking for hardened criminals..............

Update - police have erected a booby trap . . .

[floydjer]

Yeah, The Man is always puttin` it to the working stiff.................

[floydjer]

What do you call a woman that gambles??....Betty...