Stupid joke FRIDAY

[Milwaukee Midget]

What do you call a woman that gambles??....Betty...

What do you call a woman that rambles?
Depends on if you can get a word in.

Personally, I'd just send her a text . . .

[4-barrel Mike]

Daylight Savings time change this weekend.  Don't forget to "Fall Forward."   

Mike

[floydjer]

It`s that time of the year again.....What do you sing at a snow man`s birthday party???   Freeze a jolly good fellow...............

[floydjer]

I crossed a turkey with a banjo...Now I have a bird that plucks itself..............

[floydjer]

.....thinking I might cook a tofu turkey for this year...Pranksgiving...

[Speed Limit 1000]

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and the sun?
One rises from the east, the other rises from the yeast!

[floydjer]

That`s funny , No matter how you slice it....

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Ah, talk of the staff of life.  I have always insisted on the breast in bed.

I mean the best in bread!  Silly mistake - 'scuse me.

[Stainless1]

Jerry, I know you want to quit doing Thanksgiving Day jokes, but you can't quit cold turkey 

[floydjer]

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................

[Speed Limit 1000]

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................

He is a dog like that...

[Ron Gibson]

I really hate cold turkey but I can handle a nice warm breast.

Ron

[floydjer]

Aaaaaaand Bob gets a leg-up on all of us..........................

He is a dog like that...

when Bob was a young pup he rated women on an alpha-numeric scale....always stopping before K-9...

[Stainless1]

Wow, take a couple of hours off and they start picking the bones clean..... well  guess  this is our pre-Thanksgiving Friday opportunity... So instead of dressing this up, I'll just say
Happy Thanksgiving to all you turkeys... 

[floydjer]

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa ??    Santa stops after three Ho`s....