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floydjer

#3555
March 09, 2018, 04:48:57 AM
thinking about getting a job washing mirrors...I could see myself doing that...............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3556
March 09, 2018, 04:57:39 AM
I bought a whiteboard for the shop...Those things are remarkable.................................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Seldom Seen Slim

#3557
March 09, 2018, 05:06:30 AM
Primo stuff this morning, Jerry.
Jon E. Wennerberg
a/k/a Seldom Seen Slim
Skandia, Michigan
(that's way up north)
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Milwaukee Midget

#3558
March 09, 2018, 07:49:54 AM
Quote from: floydjer on March 09, 2018, 04:48:57 AM
thinking about getting a job washing mirrors...I could see myself doing that...............
Quote from: floydjer on March 09, 2018, 04:57:39 AM
I bought a whiteboard for the shop...Those things are remarkable.................................

This week's theme - reflection and correction.  :wink:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#3559
March 09, 2018, 07:51:10 AM
Speaking of corrections - Jerry - When are you getting out?  :wink:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Ron Gibson

#3560
March 09, 2018, 08:19:02 AM
Not that any of this reflects unkindly on Jerry.

Ron
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.

fastesthonda_jim

#3561
March 12, 2018, 03:56:20 PM
Sheesh!
Because of you guys and your, ummm....  "Humor" I spent all weekend trading phone calls with my Turkish drug dealer!
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floydjer

#3562
March 13, 2018, 06:23:47 AM
 :?
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

fastesthonda_jim

#3563
March 13, 2018, 06:39:46 AM
Can't believe I stumped the great FJ.
(Hint) read it out loud
2006 SCTA High Points Champeen
2006 Dirty "2" Wrench Of The Year
Bonneville "2" Club 2003
El Mirage Dirty "2"'s 2006
Bonneville Records: G/GS, F/GS (Boy)  G/FS (Girl)
El Mirage Records: F/BFS, F/FS, F/GS, I/FS, I/GS, K/BGS
FIA Records A, II, 8
Unlimited License
300mph line qualified (305.129 best mile speed)
The older half of San Diego's Fastest Couple
2016 Man of Distinction Award
DLRA 2019 Top Speed of The Meet (309.438 Mile - 323.3 GPS)

floydjer

#3564
March 13, 2018, 07:05:39 AM
Eh-hem..............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

fastesthonda_jim

#3565
March 13, 2018, 08:09:48 AM
I know, I know.
But I had eaten too much over the weekend and couldn't weight
2006 SCTA High Points Champeen
2006 Dirty "2" Wrench Of The Year
Bonneville "2" Club 2003
El Mirage Dirty "2"'s 2006
Bonneville Records: G/GS, F/GS (Boy)  G/FS (Girl)
El Mirage Records: F/BFS, F/FS, F/GS, I/FS, I/GS, K/BGS
FIA Records A, II, 8
Unlimited License
300mph line qualified (305.129 best mile speed)
The older half of San Diego's Fastest Couple
2016 Man of Distinction Award
DLRA 2019 Top Speed of The Meet (309.438 Mile - 323.3 GPS)

floydjer

#3566
March 13, 2018, 11:42:01 AM
sigh.............................................. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3567
March 16, 2018, 05:55:02 AM
The Dog Star never laughs at my jokes...he`s too Sirius............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3568
March 16, 2018, 05:56:16 AM
Saw a space creature with 3 eyes...It was an Aliiien.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

WOODY@DDLLC

#3569
March 16, 2018, 06:56:26 AM
Thanks Jer! Aleyeseyeseyesen is really hard to pronounce!  :-P A real tang-toungler!  :x :-D
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