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4-barrel Mike

#3615
May 18, 2018, 11:12:18 AM
Remembering today's hero: Thomas Crapper - Sanitary Engineer (look him up):



:cheers:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

floydjer

#3616
May 25, 2018, 06:16:33 AM
Off the toilet and back to jokes.......Ghosts are bad liars...You can see right through them.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3617
May 25, 2018, 08:17:11 AM
Does a rhyming ranch-hand use a poet lariat?
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3618
May 25, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
a good pun is it`s own reword :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3619
May 25, 2018, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: floydjer on May 25, 2018, 10:00:55 AM
a good pun is it`s own reword :cheers:

And the bad ones wind up here! :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

WOODY@DDLLC

#3620
May 25, 2018, 02:16:07 PM
A wun is the lowest form of pit!  :cry: :-D
All models are wrong, but some are useful! G.E. Box (1967) www.designdreams.biz

floydjer

#3621
June 01, 2018, 06:20:30 AM
My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye...............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3622
June 01, 2018, 06:21:51 AM
.......he is also 6`7" tall...Know what he weighs???  Meat....Butcher`s weigh meat................... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3623
June 01, 2018, 07:43:17 AM
Quote from: floydjer on June 01, 2018, 06:20:30 AM
My local butcher was arrested for being a Russian spy....Guess there is more to him than meats the eye...............

A good butcher takes his time - he shouldn't be Russian.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Stainless1

#3624
June 01, 2018, 07:59:09 AM
I think my butcher is Polish... He knew what it was when he saw sage....  :cheers:
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

4-barrel Mike

#3625
June 01, 2018, 08:47:47 AM
I find it hard to take that you're Putin Russians into this thread.

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

floydjer

#3626
June 01, 2018, 10:18:02 AM
I just added them for dressing Mike................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3627
June 01, 2018, 10:23:04 AM
Same butcher (the Russian one) had a lady walk in and ask if he had pig`s ears...Butcher says " No...It`s just the way my hair is parted .........." :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3628
June 08, 2018, 06:31:42 AM
Where to math teachers go on vacation???.......................Times Square
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Ron Gibson

#3629
June 08, 2018, 06:43:09 AM
Jerry, you're late. Were you not counting or miscounting the days :? :?

Ron
Life is an abrasive. Whether you get ground away or polished to a shine depends on what you are made of.
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