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Stainless1

#3630
June 08, 2018, 06:44:43 AM
Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  :-o :cheers:
Stainless
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floydjer

#3631
June 08, 2018, 07:45:16 AM
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3632
June 08, 2018, 08:34:45 AM
Quote from: floydjer on June 08, 2018, 07:45:16 AM
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:

Now boys, let's not put the cartesian before the horizon . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#3633
June 08, 2018, 02:11:10 PM
Quote from: floydjer on June 08, 2018, 07:45:16 AM
good lord Bob..Graph jokes????  Isn`t that a sine of madness??? :cheers:
Quote from: Stainless1 on June 08, 2018, 06:44:43 AM
Jerry, Patti tells me you bought a ream of graph paper... are you plotting something  :-o :cheers:

He'll never get away with it - Patti needs to cosine . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Stainless1

#3634
June 08, 2018, 06:05:10 PM
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:
Stainless
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grumm441

#3635
June 08, 2018, 08:41:48 PM
Quote from: Stainless1 on June 08, 2018, 06:05:10 PM
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:


Pack a bag
We're going on a tangent
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Milwaukee Midget

#3636
June 09, 2018, 07:07:54 AM Last Edit: June 09, 2018, 07:34:16 AM by Stainless1
Quote from: Stainless1 on June 08, 2018, 06:05:10 PM
I knew if I left you guys alone you would go off on a tangent.... again  :cheers:

August on the flats?  Bring sunscreen.

We'll ALL be tan, gents . . .



(Stainless edit... party foul for Saturday post on Friday thread... but exception granted... that"s good Chris  :-D)
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

Milwaukee Midget

#3637
June 15, 2018, 07:19:19 AM
Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

USFRAMONTE

#3638
June 15, 2018, 09:19:19 AM
Quote from: Milwaukee Midget on June 15, 2018, 07:19:19 AM
Let's lower the bar a bit.

That way, I don't have to reach up to grab a drink . . .

In that case......

Did you hear about the bee that asked the bartender for a drink?
He was politely told to buzz off!

floydjer

#3639
June 15, 2018, 09:50:36 AM
what brand of car do raccoons drive??/....Furrari............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3640
June 15, 2018, 09:53:59 AM
This cowboy is out mending fences and loses his bible given to him from his dear ol` grandmother.  Two weeks later....A raccoon walks up to him holding said book in his little teeth......cowboy reaches down and takes the bible in his hands and looks skyward exclaiming " It`s a MIRACLE :!!!...The raccoon says  ' Not really. Your name is written inside" :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3641
June 22, 2018, 06:44:35 AM
How many ants does it take to rent an apartment???........Ten ants
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

fastesthonda_jim

#3642
June 22, 2018, 08:20:07 AM
With that many ants will they have an apartment complex?
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fastesthonda_jim

#3643
June 22, 2018, 08:21:06 AM
And they'll probably need a condomaxium
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floydjer

#3644
June 22, 2018, 08:28:50 AM
I think they`d need uncles with the ants to make things complex.....................
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