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4-barrel Mike

#3735
September 14, 2018, 08:05:56 PM
Big Brother says, "Jerry quacks like a duck."  :mrgreen:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Milwaukee Midget

#3736
September 14, 2018, 08:36:47 PM
Quote from: tauruck on September 14, 2018, 08:02:13 PM
Jerry for president. Period.
Hey Jerry, what's your thing with ducks????. :-D

He doesn't want to be President.  He'd rather be known as "His Eggcelency"
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

tauruck

#3737
September 15, 2018, 08:19:30 AM
I think he's ducking the issue.

WOODY@DDLLC

#3738
September 15, 2018, 08:32:26 AM
Quote from: tauruck on September 15, 2018, 08:19:30 AM
I think he's ducking the issue.

Exquackly!  :-o :-D
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floydjer

#3739
September 21, 2018, 06:45:42 AM
I asked Patti what she wanted for her birthday and she told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.  So I got her nothing............
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3740
September 21, 2018, 06:48:50 AM
.....Just kidding....I got her a new refrigerator.....You should see her face light up when she opens the door..... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3741
September 21, 2018, 06:50:09 AM
Quote from: floydjer on September 21, 2018, 06:45:42 AM
I asked Patti what she wanted for her birthday and she told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.  So I got her nothing............

Quote from: floydjer on September 21, 2018, 06:48:50 AM
.....Just kidding....I got her a new refrigerator.....You should see her face light up when she opens the door..... :cheers:

Rare patience, that girl.
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3742
September 21, 2018, 06:57:26 AM
Indeed Chris....I honestly have not a clue as to how she does it.
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3743
September 21, 2018, 06:58:37 AM
I changed all of my passwords to " Incorrect"...That way, No matter what I type...It says " password is incorrect" :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3744
September 26, 2018, 06:12:53 AM
I know it's not Friday, but I just wanted to give a shout-out to the guy makes Friday morning something almost worth waking up for.

Happy Birthday, Jerry!

KEEP IT REAL, KEEP IT STUPID - KEEP IT REAL STUPID.  :wink:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:

floydjer

#3745
September 26, 2018, 06:34:39 AM
Thank you Chris....................365 days until I get my first Social Security check :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#3746
September 26, 2018, 06:41:58 AM
Well I have to agree this thread should be active on Fridays and Jerry's Birthday

Jerry, since we are both optimistic I think we must have the same blood type.... B Positive :cheers:
Remember to take the candles off the cake before you have it, they will give you heartburn
Have a great 61st.... but I hate to tell you it will be 30 to 60 days longer.... the government is a slow pay outfit. 
:cheers: again
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

Peter Jack

#3747
September 26, 2018, 08:49:44 AM
Happy Birthday Jerry and I'm not jokin'!!!  :-D :-D :-D  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Pete

floydjer

#3748
September 28, 2018, 07:02:27 AM
I watched a segment on the local news regarding self driving vehicles and it made me wonder.....How long until we hear a country song about a guy`s truck leaving him too???
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Milwaukee Midget

#3749
September 28, 2018, 07:20:57 AM
Quote from: floydjer on September 28, 2018, 07:02:27 AM
I watched a segment on the local news regarding self driving vehicles and it made me wonder.....How long until we hear a country song about a guy`s truck leaving him too???

Jerry - I really think that this is one of your better ones!  :cheers:
"Problems are almost always a sign of progress."  Harold Bettes
Well, I guess we're making a LOT of progress . . .  :roll:
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