Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

I am always tired on April 1......Must be from the 31 day March.............

[Stainless1]

What's food should you eat while looking at a calendar..... Dates

[Stainless1]

The worst thing about a calendar is it shows you your days are numbered

[floydjer]

I`m letting those go in one year and out the other Bob.............

[floydjer]

Yo Bob...Don`t you agree that Mondays are an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life

[floydjer]

Know what I never buy???  Those abhorrent word of the day calendars......................

[floydjer]

Honestly,? I never buy calendars...I think they are for the week.....................

[floydjer]

But calendars are popular with others......They seem to have 365 dates each year....................

[Stainless1]

But calendars are popular with others......They seem to have 365 dates each year....................

Yea but sometimes they leap into more...
and Jerry, I haven't had a Monday for 13 years... 4748 Saturdays in a row for me 

[fastesthonda_jim]

AhHA!!

THAT explains why we haven't seen you in Church, S1!


And speaking of your days being numbered.......

[will6er]

If March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers, what do May flowers bring forth?








Pilgrims

[4-barrel Mike]

If March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers, what do May flowers bring forth?








Pilgrims

Plymouths. 

Mike

[4-barrel Mike]

Why is everyone so tired on April 1?

Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
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[floydjer]

Mike.............

[4-barrel Mike]

April Fool's Day is ALWAYS on Friday.   

Mike