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floydjer

#3990
April 26, 2019, 06:03:39 AM
What is a cow`s favorite holiday???  Moo morial day.........
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#3991
April 26, 2019, 06:09:03 AM
What was the most popular dance in 1776??  The Independ-dance :cheers:
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fastesthonda_jim

#3992
April 26, 2019, 06:47:21 AM
Oh man what a relief!
I thot youse guys was dead.
I finally occurred to me that you work 51 Stupid Fridays/year and all y'all need some rest.
So you take Good Friday off.
Makes sense to me.
I've marked my calendar for next year.
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Seldom Seen Slim

#3993
April 26, 2019, 07:00:45 AM
Did you hear about the chemist that was also a mortician?  His favorite element was Barium.
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floydjer

#3994
April 26, 2019, 07:27:52 AM
Hmmm...I took my grandmother to one of those day spas where the little fish eat your dead skin for $45.....Way cheaper than a funeral............................................
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floydjer

#3995
April 26, 2019, 07:35:18 AM
I went to my Uncle Wendel`s funeral....My Aunt told me that he was fine until he started spreading lard on his back ...He went downhill fast after that...( You started it Slim) :cheers:
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floydjer

#3996
April 26, 2019, 07:39:04 AM
Just heard that the guy that invented Auto-correct has passed.....Eye hope he wrests in piece..............
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floydjer

#3997
May 03, 2019, 04:09:01 AM
My mother always said that I would never amount to anything due to my constant procrastination...I told her.." You just wait ....."
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floydjer

#3998
May 03, 2019, 04:11:23 AM
I have a new pet spider......He spends a lot of time on the web............................
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floydjer

#3999
May 03, 2019, 04:12:47 AM
Why was the cookie crying???  His mom was a wafer so long.........................
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floydjer

#4000
May 03, 2019, 04:13:44 AM
What do you call a very short mother??...Minimum... :cheers:
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Stainless1

#4001
May 03, 2019, 07:09:47 AM
Been saving up Jerry?

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar announcing "free drinks for everyone"

then looks over the crowd and adds "Who's buying"
:cheers:
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WOODY@DDLLC

#4002
May 03, 2019, 09:46:11 AM
Quote from: Stainless1 on May 03, 2019, 07:09:47 AM
Been saving up Jerry?

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar announcing "free drinks for everyone"

then looks over the crowd and adds "Who's buying"
:cheers:
Now that there's funny [in a tragic sort of way]!  :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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fastesthonda_jim

#4003
May 03, 2019, 10:29:10 AM
Speaking of B.S. (Bernie Saunders) I got a new pair of gloves today, from his "Gloves for all" program.  And wouldn't you know it?  They're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
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fastesthonda_jim

#4004
May 03, 2019, 10:31:49 AM
And a burning question for Doctor Seldom:
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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2016 Man of Distinction Award
DLRA 2019 Top Speed of The Meet (309.438 Mile - 323.3 GPS)
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