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4-barrel Mike

#4005
May 03, 2019, 12:01:21 PM
The Official Bernie Sanders Drinking Game:

Every time the Bernster mentions a free government program, chug someone else's beer.    :cheers:

Mike   :mrgreen:
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

floydjer

#4006
May 03, 2019, 03:35:49 PM
geeeeez........Good thing the safe room is fully stocked with cocoa and kittens. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Stainless1

#4007
May 03, 2019, 05:49:19 PM
Ok instead of Bernie maybe we should taco about cinco de mayo
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

4-barrel Mike

#4008
May 03, 2019, 06:09:55 PM
No mayo - Miracle Whip.   :-D
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Stan Back

#4009
May 03, 2019, 06:14:41 PM
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.
Past (Only) Member of the San Berdoo Roadsters -- "California's Most-Exclusive Roadster Club"

Stainless1

#4010
May 03, 2019, 06:19:18 PM
Quote from: Stan Back on May 03, 2019, 06:14:41 PM
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.

You should remember.... the Maine
Stainless
Red Hat 228.039, 2001, 65ci, Bockscar Lakester #1000 with a little N2O

TWKundrat

#4011
May 06, 2019, 11:26:40 AM
Quote from: Stan Back on May 03, 2019, 06:14:41 PM
Was that the Spanish-American war?

No – that was sinko the Maine.

Too soon man... Too soon

Speed Limit 1000

#4012
May 06, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
De Mayo
John Gowetski, red hat @ 221.183 MPH MSA Lakester, Bockscar #1000 60 ci normally aspirated w/N20

floydjer

#4013
May 07, 2019, 06:56:36 AM
Eh-hem....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4014
May 10, 2019, 07:50:03 AM
FROM NOW ON I WILL BE POSTING ALL JOKES IN CAPITALS. TODAY I POSTED IN LANSING.................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4015
May 10, 2019, 07:52:32 AM
19 and 20 got into a fight....21 :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4016
May 10, 2019, 08:00:32 AM
Patti had a patient come in who claimed he was invisible......She had her receptionist tell him she couldn`t see him that day..................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4017
May 10, 2019, 08:04:27 AM
My Doctor said that running would add years to my life.......I tried running around the block and I do feel  10 years older........................ :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4018
May 17, 2019, 10:22:11 AM
geeeez....I`m all alone again ???    Give me ambiguity or something else.... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4019
May 17, 2019, 10:30:15 AM
My dad lost his job at the Highway Dept. for stealing stuff and bringing it home...Now that I think of it,  All the signs were there....................
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.
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