Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Took the bride shopping yesterday and she asked a salesperson if she could try on "That blue dress in the window"...They told her she had to use the dressing room instead....

[floydjer]

...I heard a great jokes about clocks...But I don`t have the time to post it...

[ggl205]

But vee haf vays uff making you toc.

John

[floydjer]

When Noah wanted to see the animals aboard the Ark at night..Did he use flood lighting ??

[floydjer]

..I have a pair of twin octopuses..They are itenticle.. :clap

[Stainless1]

Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers... 
never mind 

[manta22]

Been watching the house circus a little... I guess I have to call Bull Shiff...
Might need to switch all the lawyer jokes to congress jokes.... oh wait, they are lawyers... 
never mind 

Those House politicians don't know Shiff from Shinola. 

[4-barrel Mike]

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can." Mark Twain

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." Mark Twain



Mike

[floydjer]

I have begun a new holiday  tradition. I carry a large stone and toss it at the first person I hear singing a Christmas song before December 1. ?I call it my Jingle Bell Rock..

[floydjer]

Hmm..There is that fornicating ? messing up my... again. cromag

[floydjer]

What do you call a raccoon with carrots stuck in both ears??  Whatever you want, He can`t hear you.

[Stainless1]

Hey Jerry... I know some folks read some of this stuff and think you must be in your second childhood....

But we know better... never left the first.... let's consider it our own "me too" movement

[USFRAMONTE]

Q. What do you call someone that is afraid of Santa Claus?

A. Claustrophobic.

[4-barrel Mike]

For the missing one, a Jerry-esque "joke": Where does a snowman keep his money?  In a snowbank.

[Stainless1]

I'll lure Jerry in....
Know what an Ig is?

It's a ice house without a loo...