Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Patti and I just returned from a "once in a life time" vacation. We`ll never do that again...

[floydjer]

also...Expand that pic of mayor Pete...The sticker in the lower corner of the windshield explains a lot...

[floydjer]

Not having children prevents me from posting dad jokes...That would be a faux pa.....

[Stainless1]

also...Expand that pic of mayor Pete...The sticker in the lower corner of the windshield explains a lot...

Jerry... Jerry... Jerry.... you can't throw every dope into the same pot

[floydjer]

Yo Bob...Patti and I are opening a combination Pot Store / Donut shop...Calling it  Glazed and Confused...

[floydjer]

What do you  a gal that gambles too much ..Betty..🤔

[floydjer]

The owner of the ice cream shop near our house  cannot pay his electric bill....Guess he will be having a liquidation sale..

[floydjer]

What did socialists use before candles?..Electricity. 

[Stainless1]

I think all the socialists are feeling the Bern....  aktion086

[floydjer]

Now Bob..Socialist jokes are only funny when everyone gets one😁

[floydjer]

I know a socialist who took a test on economics and got good Marx...

[mc2032]

I admit I am bald and I carry a pocket comb.  I can't part with it.

[floydjer]

Gold and silver wall into a bar..Bartender yells "'eh you..get outta here" So gold left.

[floydjer]

Pilgrims came here aboard the Mayflower..Barbers arrived via Clipper ships..

[fastesthonda_jim]

As long as we're doing jokes that demand a t least a smidgen of chemistry, here's one from WAYY back (like 6th grade, I think)

Billy's gone to Heaven
To live for ever more.
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4