Stupid joke FRIDAY

[manta22]

I'm going out on a limb to suggest we branch out to other subjects.

Hopefully that doesn't go against the grain with anyone.

Reminds me of the old line "Get out of the wheat field, Grandma, you're going against the grain."

[floydjer]

What do you get when you cross ammunition with leaf-less plants??? A cartridge in A bare tree.... :clap :clap

[manta22]

Going back many years...

What's purple and almost conquered the world? Alexander The Grape.

[floydjer]

Hey Neil.....Know why Mrs. Grape left her family???  She was tired of raisin kids...

[floydjer]

The hangover...aka The Wrath of Grapes

[floydjer]

Why did the grape stop half way when crossing the road?  He ran out of juice.

[Stainless1]

Spending a lot of time locked down at home Jerry?  Ask Patti nice and she might loosen your restraints for a while... maybe even let you go outside....

[floydjer]

Bob......Did you mean let me back in???

[WOODY@DDLLC]

Jer are you related to this guy?

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!" The priest responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?" Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

[floydjer]

Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap

[salt27]

Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap

And 441 in dog years.     

[floydjer]

Speaking of my birthday..I will turn 63 this year..That is 17 Celsius. :clap

And 441 in dog years.     

And I shall still be doing laps.....

[Stainless1]

Jerry... doing laps... If you are offering to do lap dancing... thanks... but no thanks... remember occasionally it is better to receive than give....
Just don't get caught  :naughty 

[floydjer]

Saw a flock of birds that looked like they were stuck together...May have been Vel-crows..

[floydjer]

I have a buddy who is a police officer on the riot squad...He likes to arrive at protests early to beat the crowd...  :clap :clap :clap