Stupid joke FRIDAY

Started by floydjer, March 20, 2009, 08:11:27 AM

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WOODY@DDLLC

That fits - this is a slippery bunch!  lol8
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floydjer

Banana jokes?? I have a bunch of them...
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floydjer

Hey Bob...Did you hear that farmers are not growing bananas any longer??  Guess they are long enough as they are. :clap :friday
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floydjer

I looked for more banana jokes at the market...my search was fruit aisle.
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floydjer

I read that people eat more bananas that monkeys....Makes sense to me..I don't remember having ever eaten a monkey... :dhorse:
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Stainless1

While it's still Friday I thought I'd try to slip one more banana joke in while the thought was ripe, but then it split and all I could do was yell OH

Reminder to all the latecomers... this is a FRIDAY thread... don't upset Jerry by violating the rules.... you know how he can get.....  cromag ....  :deal ...  :naughty
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4-barrel Mike

Quote from: floydjer on May 15, 2020, 09:56:46 AM
I read that people eat more bananas that monkeys....Makes sense to me..I don't remember having ever eaten a monkey... :dhorse:

Outside Clark AB, Philippines, ~1975: one of the mobile taco stands was supposedly selling tacos using monkey meat.  True?  Dunno, I was possibly drunk.

:dhorse: :clap :friday
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RidgeRunner

     In 1967 Olongapo just over the bridge from Subic not far from Clark street vendors were selling grilled "monkey meat on a stick".  Saw a few cats running around but no dogs...........  No might have been, I was but still passed......  :friday

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floydjer

 cromag..what the....? I 'll be in the safe room until friday. :cheers:
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manta22

The term "Monkey Meat" reminds me of the most depressing movie I ever saw- a 1952 Japanese movie "Fires On The Plain". A good movie but the most negative outlook ever.
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UBRACER

The first thing one learned in po city was to count the number of legs on your chicken on a stick.         Ubracer.

floydjer

Sigh....Stupid....joke.....FRIDAY :x
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

....Friday....Check..... Which month cannot make a decision? MAYbe. :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

Think I might open a gardening shop.....Rake in the cash :clap
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floydjer

...maybe a bakery too...Call it The Flour Garden....... :friday
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