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floydjer

#4410
November 13, 2020, 05:59:59 PM
According to my spousal -unit, the difference between a pig and a man is that when a pig drinks beer it does not turn into a man. :roll:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

fastesthonda_jim

#4411
November 13, 2020, 09:20:12 PM
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?









1...... or 2?

1.......or 2?

3.......or 4?
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manta22

#4412
November 19, 2020, 03:45:52 PM
Apologies to Johnny Cash...
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

manta22

#4413
November 19, 2020, 03:47:15 PM
Happy in his work...
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

floydjer

#4414
November 19, 2020, 04:04:54 PM
 cromag.....NEIL!!..you know better.... :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

Peter Jack

#4415
November 19, 2020, 04:44:17 PM
I know from experience that it's sometimes difficult for us old retired guys to keep track of what day we're working with!!!  muutt muutt muutt :-D

Pete

manta22

#4416
November 19, 2020, 04:46:07 PM
I'm slow so I thought I'd get an early start...
Regards, Neil  Tucson, AZ

salt27

#4417
November 19, 2020, 06:27:52 PM
Neil, until you outed yourself I assumed you were in Australia.   :cheers:

4-barrel Mike

#4418
November 19, 2020, 06:30:49 PM
I emailed Neil's jokes to a friend in Japan at 8:55am, his time.   :cheers:

Mike
Mike Kelly - PROUD owner of the V4F that powered the #1931 VGC to a 82.803 mph record in 2008!

Stainless1

#4419
November 20, 2020, 10:29:21 AM
Question for Doc G and the Midget.... if a Stratocaster and a Telecaster run into each other is it serious or just a Fender bender....
Stainless
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salt27

#4420
November 20, 2020, 10:39:17 AM
Just stringing us along are you.   :roll:

floydjer

#4421
November 20, 2020, 12:02:10 PM
Since Neil got us started early....20 years ago,We had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs...Now I have no cash, no hope and no job. I pray that Kevin Bacon is doing alright.😃
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4422
November 20, 2020, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: salt27 on November 20, 2020, 10:39:17 AM
Just stringing us along are you.   :roll:
I fret that he is.....
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

floydjer

#4423
November 20, 2020, 12:04:32 PM
.....Should have saved that for open Mic. night at the Whammy Bar.... :dhorse:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

salt27

#4424
November 20, 2020, 12:20:06 PM
Seems like you are getting all amped up to me.   :-D
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