The un-official Land Racing Joke Thread

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floydjer

#45
June 26, 2009, 11:36:42 AM
Quote from: 4-barrel Mike on June 26, 2009, 11:26:07 AM
With all due respects, I'd prefer one with a liquor store and a chrome shop.

Mike
And a Ferrari dealership :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

theazoldcrow

#46
June 27, 2009, 06:14:50 PM
The best woman on earth is a fat, tatooed woman!   That way you get heat in the winter, shade in the summer, and moveing pictures all year long!        Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

theazoldcrow

#47
June 28, 2009, 11:47:48 AM
 :mrgreen: By the way, I just heard the latest on what is going to happen with Michal Jackson's body!  The family is going to have him cremated, and they will re-cycle all the plastic from his numerouse plastic surgeries.  They will be using it to make "Leggo's" type blocks.    This way the Kids will finaly get a chance to play with Him, instead of vica versa!    Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

aircap

#48
June 28, 2009, 07:11:33 PM
Not funny.
"Act your age, not your shoe size". - Prince

theazoldcrow

#49
June 28, 2009, 07:12:55 PM
Now that I look at it ,,,your right.  I copied it from a biker friend,  I appolgise!     Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

John Noonan

#50
June 29, 2009, 08:42:47 AM
Quote from: aircap on June 28, 2009, 07:11:33 PM
Not funny.

I find it humorous however not tactful, whoever said I was.. :-D

theazoldcrow

#51
June 29, 2009, 04:14:13 PM
 :-D  John, I've never been known for tactfulness, but I really don't want to come off as insensative either.  I just don't like to give bad impression to anybody I haven't even meet yet!     Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

John Noonan

#52
June 29, 2009, 06:41:09 PM
Landracing.com > Humor -- stories, links, etc -- may not be right for kids to read!> THE place for (what you think is) funny stuff. >

Crow,

Joke em if they can't take a ....

:cheers:


theazoldcrow

#53
June 30, 2009, 10:17:34 AM
Love ya John!  BCNU at the Salt Flats!    Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

landsendlynda

#54
June 30, 2009, 10:24:43 AM
HA! Michael Jackson fan or not...that was funny!!   :-D  :-D  :cheers:

Lynda
Volunteer roadblock at Land's End! Yes, you need your stinkin badge! I'm your Dream Keeper, I protect your dream on the asphalt so you can chase your dream on the salt!

salt27

#55
June 30, 2009, 10:40:36 AM
It made me smile.  :-D

Don

theazoldcrow

#56
June 30, 2009, 01:14:51 PM
I feel a little better now!  Thanks!  (Now THATS funny!)   Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!

floydjer

#57
July 01, 2009, 07:06:39 AM
One for the Crow.....How do you know it`s bed time @ Michael Jackson`s house?....The big hand is on the little hand :cheers:
I`d never advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone...But they work for me.

sabat

#58
July 01, 2009, 07:27:56 AM
Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Fish.

theazoldcrow

#59
July 01, 2009, 07:31:26 AM
 :? roses are red, violets are blue, I like peanut butter,  can you swim?    Crow
The Earth, is an intergalactic insane asylum.!
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