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wobblywalrus · August 09, 2013, 07:40:32 PM

The French are doing the heavy lifting in North Africa and my father had good to say about the Free French forces he was alongside during WW2.

floydjer · August 16, 2013, 04:38:13 AM

I saw a trampoline on sale at 50% off...I may have to jump on that offer...................

floydjer · August 16, 2013, 04:39:23 AM

Did I mention the rash of car break-ins at the hospital parking ramp??.. That is wrong on so many levels.....................

USFRAMONTE · August 16, 2013, 07:11:41 AM

No matter how much you try to push the envelope.....

I will still be stationery!

bbarn · August 16, 2013, 08:36:00 AM

I love this thread, I look forward to it every Friday. With great fear and trepidation I will try to participate. I would appreciate if you go easy on me since this is my first attempt and I may not quite have the hang of this yet....here goes:

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

floydjer · August 16, 2013, 08:49:11 AM

A fine first effort..........I stayed up late enough to see the sun rise...Then it dawned on me.........................

USFRAMONTE · August 16, 2013, 09:30:25 AM

bbarn, I will save you the wrath of Jerry, aka Floydjer......not really wrath though....more like teasing....

I think it was supposed to be: Seven days without "food", makes one weak!

USFRAMONTE · August 16, 2013, 02:42:46 PM

bbarn,
After reading my last post I realized it could be taken in a way that I did not intend.
Hope you realize I was just trying to be funny not rude.
Monte.

bbarn · August 16, 2013, 04:17:44 PM

Quote from: USFRAMONTE on August 16, 2013, 02:42:46 PM
bbarn,
After reading my last post I realized it could be taken in a way that I did not intend.
Hope you realize I was just trying to be funny not rude.
Monte.

I've been in the fetal position weeping all day. My coworkers took my shoelaces and belt away from me just to be safe.... :-P its all good man, sleep well tonight, I was not offended nor did I take it that you were rude, its a joke thread....lighten up already!

floydjer · August 23, 2013, 04:50:32 AM

What does a baby computer call it`s father?

......." Data"

floydjer · August 23, 2013, 04:54:10 AM

OK...

How about this then..." What`s green and sings??.........Elvis Parsley" :lol:

bbarn · August 23, 2013, 05:58:23 AM

I had rabbit fricasee last night for dinner and I won't do that again... It made me jumpy!

salt27 · August 23, 2013, 06:11:46 AM

Quote from: bbarn on August 23, 2013, 05:58:23 AM
I had rabbit fricasee last night for dinner and I won't do that again... It made me jumpy!

Are you sure it wasn't from the hops in the IPA?

USFRAMONTE · August 23, 2013, 06:48:58 AM

My statistics professor told me I was an average student.

I told her I thought she was mean.

USFRAMONTE · August 23, 2013, 06:51:22 AM

I know I should have been upset when my flashlight batteries died.

But I was really delighted!

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