Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Know why Pirates go to the Caribbean? for some arrrrrrr and  arrrrrr 

[Seldom Seen Slim]

Have you ever noticed that in many ways, women are like the various continents of the world?  For instance:

Before age fifteen a woman is like Antarctica -- unknown and unexplored.

From 15 to her late 20s a woman is like Africa - hot, exotic, and exciting.

From the late 20s through her 40s a woman is like America - well-known and free with her resources.

In her 40s through later 50s women are similar to Europe -- becoming worn, but not without interesting features.

And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

[Milwaukee Midget]

And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

Are we talking about the bush, or the outback?

[salt27]

And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

Are we talking about the bush, or the outback?

Now that was witty.

[USFRAMONTE]

Ok....here is my lame attempt for today.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in the pocket of his pants?
So he could run his fingers through his hair!

[salt27]

Confucius say, "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day".

[rgn]

And once she's turned 60 or so, a woman is like Australia -- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody really cares.

I think we must be talking specifically abou the state of Tasmania here?  For those of you who need a map to find it, here it is: 

[floydjer]

Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy............................

[Milwaukee Midget]

Six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy............................

Jerry, cut the little guys a break - think about their circumstances!  If you had a Ph.D. and the only job you could find was working in a mine, or had a constant sinus infection, or narcolepsy, or a social interaction disorder, you wouldn't be Happy, either.

Unless you're Dopey.

Sorry, Jerry, I'm just a bit Grumpy this morning.

[rgn]

What's  the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!

[floydjer]

Chris, Mrs Floydjer is verticly challenged...5 feet even.  Or as I like to say..." Five feet nothing"   have to go....Feeling a little .......sleepy

[USFRAMONTE]

The scientific community had a vote to decide which theory would replace continental drift.
Plate tectonics won by a land slide!

[Captthundarr]

Still can't find Tasmania 8-)

[Milwaukee Midget]

Still can't find Tasmania 8-)

Just keep poking around - you'll find it. 

[Seldom Seen Slim]

I just got these from Ron -- and I sure hope they post okay.  Sorry the type is so small -- not much I can do about it - these ended up being screen shots and I don't know how to enlarge 'em.  Map first, then the question/answers: