Stupid joke FRIDAY

[floydjer]

Charlie and Sam were lost at sea.
Charlie was dying for a smoke and had cigarettes, but no matches.
Sam had an idea. He asked for a cigarette and threw it overboard.
That made the boat a cigarette lighter.

All hail the new King......BRAVO  Dean..Bravo !!!

[floydjer]

Which day is a chicken`s least favorite??....Fry-day

[floydjer]

I cut the tail off my pet glow-worm....He  was delighted...................

[floydjer]

Reminds of the bull that took a cow out on a date....They went to the moooovies

[USFRAMONTE]

What would you call and invention that makes it possible for humans to walk through walls?



A door!

[AHG]

Hey Ralph, would ya quit yelling HI HO SILVER, it's givin' me a headache!

[AHG]

Those two guys are gonna sh*t when I hit the nitrous button!!

[USFRAMONTE]

Did you hear about the morons mother?

She was so proud when her son won a gold metal at the Olympics that she had it bronzed.

[floydjer]

Hey Monte...Didn`t she also run laps around her bed to catch up on her sleep ??

[USFRAMONTE]

Hey Monte...Didn`t she also run laps around her bed to catch up on her sleep ??

Jerry, I think you must know her.

[USFRAMONTE]

A few weeks ago I told you all about the human cannonball retiring.....

The followup to that story is: The person they replaced him with was hired and fired the same night.

[floydjer]

Wasn`t the right caliber?

[floydjer]

They made him take a powder???

[floydjer]

Poor guy is probably rifling through his resume` right now..........

[floydjer]

Would that constitute a breach of contract ?